Australia Urgently Sends Tubby Taylor To France On Diplomatic Posting As Europe Endures Brutal Heatwave
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After three consecutive days of a record-breaking heatwave in France, Australia has moved quickly to
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Local Girl Cringes After Pash From EOFY Party Starts Sliding Into DM’s With Very Limp Memes
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl has been forced to go into social media hiding this week
Study Finds Weather Extremes Are Mostly Affecting Poor People In Far Away Places So Who Gives A Shit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Natural disasters are unfolding at extreme levels in the northern hemisphere this year. Floods
“Nobody Is Going Out Anymore” Says Owner Of Grim Local Restaurant Who Doesn’t Pay His Workers Properly
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The owner of a grim French Quarter eatery has put the people of our
University Bachelor Briefly Toys With Idea Of Making Something Other Than Butter Chicken
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A young man living in Betoota’s Flight Path District has today revealed the details of
Pale Woman Shopping At Mecca Really Loving The ‘Underbelly Of A Dead Fish’ Shade Of Foundation
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A melanin challenged woman has this week been reminded that she’s a disgusting creature, after
Local Bloke Has His Dad Card Revoked After Failing To Point Stud Finder At Himself During Bunnings Trip
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds father of three has had his dad card revoked today, after failing to
Factory Farmed Chicken At Least Became A Parmi
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local cloud scored a silver lining today as a chicken that lived a short life
Local Woman Unable To Identify Who’s A Bad Bitch Anymore Since Lip Smacker Jewel Lips Were Discontinued
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds millennial woman has today revealed she has no idea who the ‘baddest bitches’
Employee Asking For Pet Leave Asked If They Have Rocks In Their Head Where Their Brain Should Be
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A somewhat junior employee at a local mid-tier domestic public relations firm has
Concreter Fired After Successfully Passing Drug Test
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has been forced to start looking for a new job this week,
Changing A Mate’s Name In Group Chat After They’ve Done Something Cooked, Always Funny
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A study conducted by Betoota Polytechnic University on social trends has concluded that changing your mate’
Local Millennial Has An Existential Crisis After Radio Host Refers To Linkin Park As ‘Classic Rock’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has found himself having a mini meltdown in his car this morning, after