Australia Urgently Sends Tubby Taylor To France On Diplomatic Posting As Europe Endures Brutal Heatwave
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After three consecutive days of a record-breaking heatwave in France, Australia has moved quickly to
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World Shocked To Learn The English Like To Whinge
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a cricketing event that has managed to capture the attention of even people too cool
Report Calls For Architects Of Robodebt To Be Treated As Guilty Until They Prove Innocence
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A damning report into the awful and illegal government scheme that was Robodebt has been handed
Cost Of Living Crisis Means Macarons Are Out Of The Question For Whoever The Fuck Buys Them
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With essentials like GP visits, groceries, petrol and a bag of chips for Friday night footy
“Wow It Tastes Like Hubba Bubba” Says Local Bloke Yet To Experience The True Reckoning Of A Night On Soju
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local uni student is about to experience the destructive force of Korean rocket
Entrepreneur Who Stockpiled TP in Lockdown Now Buying Up Glittery Cowboy Hats Before Taylor Swift
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Australia’s next Mike Cannon-Brooks has jumped at a lucrative business opportunity this
Woman Who Brushed Teeth To Stop Late Night Snacking Finds Herself Rummaging In Cupboard Again At 11pm
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this week been thwarted by her feeble attempt to stop snacking, as
Melbourne Boys Congregating On Phillip Island Beach Mistaken As Part Of Penguin Parade
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Tourists eager to see penguins on Phillip Island beach have gotten more than they bargained for
Sulking Local English Man Told To Stop Trying To ‘Bazlight’ His Aussie Mates
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local Englishman has today been informed that enough is enough. The yellow toothed stinky unwashed
Frosty Winter Mornings Doing Absolute Wonders For Pre-Work Gym Routine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local man has confirmed to The Advocate today that he’s already had enough of
Local Office Worker Fucking Devo After Joke On Slack Fails To Land A Single Laugh Emoji
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Refreshing the Slack app in her browser for the third time in ten minutes, it dawns
Boyfriend Pressured Into Soft Food Diet Daydreams Of Going Werewolf On A Nice Grisly T-Bone
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke is stinging to get his fangs stuck into a nice T-
Suburban Family Doing Taco Night To Not Include Any Mexican Flavours Or Spices
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds mum has this week put on an extremely bastardised version of a ‘taco