Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Alistair Cook Says He Heard On The School Bus That Alex Carey Had 2 Ribs Removed So He Could Suck His Own Dick
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Alistair Cook has been forced into a second humiliating apology in as many days, after falsely
Long-Dormant Metamask Wallet Remains In Man’s Phone As A Reminder Of A Time When He Had Money To Waste
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local investor Glen Pooley from Betoota Heights is still burdened with a long-dormant
Paul Kelly The Latest Musician To Be Hit By Random Object After Fan Throws Bucket Of Gravy On Stage
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some startling news, Australian pub rock icon Paul Kelly [68] has been hospitalised over the
Concreter Fired After Successfully Passing Drug Test
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has been forced to start looking for a new job this week,
Liberals Fear An Indigenous Voice Could Divide Their Utopian Australian Society Worse Than Their Criminal Debt Recovery Program That Kills Poor People
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Liberal Party of Australia have today continued on their quest to sow as much confusion
Changing A Mate’s Name In Group Chat After They’ve Done Something Cooked, Always Funny
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A study conducted by Betoota Polytechnic University on social trends has concluded that changing your mate’
Morrison Accuses Government Of Trying To Ruin His European Holiday With All This RoboDebt Negativity
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has lashed out at the Federal Government this morning
Local Millennial Has An Existential Crisis After Radio Host Refers To Linkin Park As ‘Classic Rock’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has found himself having a mini meltdown in his car this morning, after
Australian Cricket Team Decide To Just Claim Victory In 3rd Ashes Test
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Australian Cricket team are today celebrating another victory in the Ashes. After a see saw
“These Greedy Players Can Join Us On The Worksite” Says NRL Fan Who Doesn’t Realise Most Would Probably Earn More If They Did
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local rugby league fan has today revealed to The Advocate that he’s had ‘a
Scott Morrison Rejects Findings Against Him In Robodebt Report Because They Make Him Look Bad
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former prime minister Scott Morrison has issued a length statement from Italy this afternoon
Bloke Looking Up Synopsis For New Marvel Show Shocked To Discover Samuel L Jackson Is 74
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local bloke Ryan Lang has today been shocked to discover how old Samuel L Jackson is,