Michael Beer To Hold Press Conference Tomorrow Morning Where He Will Answer Allegations He Shat On A Bed

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The Rob Quiney of left-arm orthodox spin will front a rabid media scrum tomorrow morning on the steps of Cricket Australia's Melbourne headquarters at 9:30am following allegations in Usman Khawaja's book that he shat on a bed.

Known for actually earning a Baggy Green and playing for his nation while the rest of us throw peanuts from outside the boundary rope, Michael Beer was said to have simultaneously sneezed and shat while sitting on Khawaja's bed.

It's an allegation he has neither confirmed of denied it happened.

Beer took to social media this morning to thank Khawaja for bringing this up again after all these years, that he's moved on with his life and that he's happy to take the Cummins approach to controversy and tackle it head on.

"You're all more than welcome to come and ask questions of me tomorrow at CA at 9:30am," Beer wrote on Bebo this morning.

"I would like a long black, just a small one. Perhaps an almond croissant. Look forward to answering your questions!"

Beer famously played two Tests for his country, in which he made two runs and took three wickets. More than me, more than you.

More to come.