Hot Chinese Chick Spotted Leaving Microsoft Head Office In Seattle

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A bombshell has dropped in the global Microsoft story this afternoon (Australian time).

A bombshell in the form of a mysterious Chinese bombshell who was spotted leaving the Microsoft head office a short time ago with Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates.

This follows the news this week that Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang had been engaging in a fair bit of hanky panky, with revelations the married man had been honey potted by a Chinese spy.

Given his role as boss of one of the biggest companies in the world (who have exploded in recent years due to their role in manufacturing computer chips and helping facilitate the global AI boom - both of which have rather significant geopolitical ramifications), the honey potting made sense to many.

Lighting has now seemingly struck twice, with recently divorced Bill Gates being wooed by a stunning Chinese woman who's identity is unknown, but is reportedly another Chinese spy.

While he technically no longer has a major role in the company, it's alleged his still got a few passwords to things, which is what he was reportedly honey trapped into giving over.

That leaked info is believed to have now been used my mysterious foreign powers to hack the Microsoft servers and bring the platform to its knees.

More to come.