Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Elon Musk Launches 2 Billion Dollar Bid To Buy Threads
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Billionaire Elon Musk has today revealed plans to combat that new tech platform going after his
World Shocked To Learn The English Like To Whinge
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a cricketing event that has managed to capture the attention of even people too cool
Report: Best Place To Eat In Italy Is Obscure Town Your Mate’s Nonna Is From
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a report of shocking convenience, the best place to eat in Italy just happens to
Report Calls For Architects Of Robodebt To Be Treated As Guilty Until They Prove Innocence
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A damning report into the awful and illegal government scheme that was Robodebt has been handed
Stuart Robert Denies Claims He Now Goes By ‘Consuela’ And Lives On Spanish Island Of Majorca
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former politician Stuart Robert has emphatically denied that he is now living as a
Cost Of Living Crisis Means Macarons Are Out Of The Question For Whoever The Fuck Buys Them
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With essentials like GP visits, groceries, petrol and a bag of chips for Friday night footy
Advice Column | Live Your Best Australian Dream By Becoming A Greedy Money Pig
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Australia is one of the wealthiest countries on Earth with some of the most
“Wow It Tastes Like Hubba Bubba” Says Local Bloke Yet To Experience The True Reckoning Of A Night On Soju
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local uni student is about to experience the destructive force of Korean rocket
Entrepreneur Who Stockpiled TP in Lockdown Now Buying Up Glittery Cowboy Hats Before Taylor Swift
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Australia’s next Mike Cannon-Brooks has jumped at a lucrative business opportunity this
English Cricketers Urged To Look Into The Spirit Of Catching
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT After a sensational day of cricket in Leeds, the English cricket team have been reminded about
“OK, Mr Taylor. Put Your Kevlar Vest On. Let’s Get You To Headingley Safely” Says Tubby’s New Bodyguard
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Australian Cricket Family has traveled to Headingley this week with added security, following
Local Dad Provides Delightful Encore To Loud Snoring By Violently Hacking Up Phlegm In The Morning
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds dad has this morning delighted the household with an absolutely stunning medley of