Nvidia Shares Set To Rise As Investors Left Impressed By Jenson’s Stallion-Like Virility

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Nvidia and it's shareholders are set for a big boost next week, after stunning revelations today.

With shares falling 26% in the last month, some welcome relief is in site, after some more news has broken about now former CEO Jensen Huang's personal life.

Reports have emerged today that a third affair has hit the tech diety, just a week after it was revealed he'd been honey potted by a Chinese spy.

Former Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang’s reported third affair involved an intimate relationship with an unnamed second Nvidia employee.

The much publicised infidelity had smacked the company at a crucial time, with the world trying to figure out how much of a bubble this AI shit is.

With the a compromised CEO of one of the most important companies helping to tank the share price, it's now believed that the scales have been tipped - with investors set to surge back on board as a result of Jensen's stallion like virility.

"Yeah, talk about a bull-run," laughed local finance expert and Betoota Mutual Bank's investment arm.

"Big Jensen has really been laying some pipe."

"And that's actually created a positive sentiment in market, that's impressed investors and made them want to get back on board."

"It's a big watch for me next week."

More to come.