Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Oasis Finally Reunites For A New Tour That Will Probably End Up Just Being One Gig And A Fist Fight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT British rock band Oasis are believed to be reuniting in 2024, after the rowdy brothers from
Q+A Producer Enjoying This Rich Vein Of Old Fools Willing To Humiliate Themselves On National Television He’s Found
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After years in the ratings doldrums, the ABC’s flagship forum programme, Q+A,
Cooker Parents Avoid The ‘Indoctrination’ Of Schools By Homeschooling Kids With YouTube And No Mates
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A couple of young trailblazers have today spoken to The Advocate about navigating the modern world.
Albo On Borrowed Time After Changes To Remote Legislative Assembly Representing A Population Smaller Than Geelong
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT If you haven’t been exposed to Australia’s joyful commercial news networks throughout the last
“I Only Vape When I’m Drinking” Says Woman Who Finds Self Pouring A Wine Every Arvo So She Can Vape
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In an astounding display of mental gymnastics, Betoota Heights woman Anita Gunn, 25 has denied all
“See You Next Year, Friend” Man Says To Guinness Tap As Winter Finally Ends
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With the first scorching days of spring here, French Quarter pub enjoyer Mark Thompson
Renewables Sector Insist We Need More Wind Turbines To Justify This Shit House Windy Weather
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The renewables sector has this week come forward with a fresh pitch to the Australian public.
Boomer Who Never Worked Longer Than 9-5 For 40 Years Says Right To Disconnect Is Typical Of Lazy Youth
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An elderly Betoota Heights gentleman has taken to Facebook today to share his thoughts on the
LNP Voter Embraces Labor’s 50 Cent Fares From Ascot To Noosa After Getting Done Drink Driving
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the Queensland State Election just over two months away, Ascot-based LNP voter Lawrence Seeney
Carlton Blues Cruise Into Finals To Cement Premiership Favouritism
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The AFL is today in crisis management, as the league prepares for the most lopsided finals
Liberals Says NT Election Result Is A Mandate On Labor But The NSW Local Election Bedshit Is Not
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Liberal Party has been quick to claim the Country Liberal Party’s (CLP)
Local Bloke Wishes Cat Could Ask For Attention Without Shoving His Leather Cheerio In His Face
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has yet again found himself begging his cat to please, please stop shoving