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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the loudest blokes at the South Betoota Plains Hotel has today been forced to
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Local Bloke Wishes Cat Could Ask For Attention Without Shoving His Leather Cheerio In His Face
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EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local bloke has yet again found himself begging his cat to please, please stop shoving his arse in his face, after yet again being bombarded by Pookie’s earnest leather cheerio when he got home this afternoon.
Stumbling into his apartment early from a shit day of dealing with dumb fuck clients, Ian Reynolds, 32, was prepared to rewatch some Brooklyn 99 when Pookie demanded some lovin.’
However instead of opting for his usual approach, which was to drag his cold, wet gums across Ian’s face, Pookie thought he’d make the day a little bit shitter, and get a little too close up and personal – meeting Ian, quite literally, eye to eye.
“POOKIE NO, STOPP EUUGH.”
“POOKIE WHY!”
Ian’s howls are said to have only encouraged Pookie to purr louder, and sink his claws into Ian’s leg for added measure.
More to come.