Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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New Dad Finds 15kg Through Diet And Exercise
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man has reportedly found 15 kilograms following the birth of his
Weird How The Banks Weren’t Placed Into Administration After Being Caught Financing Terrorism And Child Abuse
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In what is being described as a revolutionary new approach to law and order, it seems
TAB Loses $1.4bn Somehow
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia’s leading wagering company, TAB, has somehow announced a loss of $1.4
Local Tattoo Artist Forced To Whip Out The Orbital Sander After Client’s Card Declines
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Clients at a popular Betoota ponds tattoo parlour were given the shock of their life yesterday,
Vossy Goes Fully Brissy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Carlton Blues coach and Queensland AFL legend, Michael Voss has left the people of Victoria in
“Whoever This Little Freak Is, He’s Talking A Lot Of Sense” Think Disenfranchised Labor Voters
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Members of the Construction, Forestry and Maritime Employees Union (CFMEU) protested pay and conditions
Curtis Stone Fronts New Coles Ad Campaign: “How To Feed The Board With A $1.1 Billion Profit In Cost Of Living Crisis”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Coles’ favourite chef is back this week, and in a big way! Surfing the airwaves with
Inner-City Lefties Confused By Political Protest That Isn’t Hijacked By A White Uni Student In A Keffiyeh
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s neoliberal inner-city lefties have been today left in a state of shock, after
CFMEU Momentarily Pause Protest To Wolf Whistle Young Mums Returning From School Run
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Brisbane mother unwittingly found herself in the middle of a chaotic scene during the afternoon
Insurance Providers To Only Cover Oasis Reunion If Brothers Are Separated By Trump Style Glass On Stage
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As rumours continue to swirl about an impending Oasis reunion, The Advocate can confirm it is
Nation’s Pie Vans Face Slowest Tuesday Smoko Since La Niña
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tens of thousands of union members have rallied in Brisbane and Melbourne today, in support of
Former Wall of Death Organiser Can’t Wait To Let That Freak Off The Leash Again
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT The suburban streets of Betoota are being treated to a symphony of nu-metal