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An elderly Betoota Heights gentleman has taken to Facebook today to share his thoughts on the right-to-disconnect laws, claiming they are just another example of what he sees as laziness and entitlement among today’s younger generation.
Despite having worked multiple cushy government jobs that never required him to stay past 5pm, John Haversham, 65, reckons these new laws are proof that not only is the government overstepping again, but that ‘Albosleezy’ clearly wants small businesses to fail.
“Deflect, distract, deny, that’s Labor for you!”, wrote John, “no idea or experience of the world, does he, Albo? Clearly just wants to appeal to the lazy Gen Z who don’t want to fucking work at all.”
“Why does the government need to get involved at all? Can’t people just turn off their phones?”
“It’s not rocket science.”
Even though John has never dealt with a boss or client having unrestricted phone access to him around the clock—having retired before smartphones became widespread—he still insists that workers today should be willing to put in unpaid overtime.
“The people who clock off the minute their work day is done are going to be the same people whinging that they haven’t gotten a promotion!”
“You just watch, the productivity of this country is going to plummet.”
More to come.