Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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“So… Net This Weekend?” Asks Fourth Grade Cricket Captain Seeing Fellow Pubgoers In Shorts This Afternoon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the weather begins to warm up and blokes start showing up at the
Dad Too Stubborn To Call A Plumber To Make Problem Ten Times Worse With Botched DIY Attempt
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT In an astounding showcase of stubbornness, local Betoota Heights dad Gary Palmer managed to turn a
NSW Rolls Out New Random Detection Cameras To Stamp Out Nose-Picking Behind The Wheel
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Drivers in New South Wales will now face fines for picking their noses behind
Sydney Stockpiles Sand Bags And Hunkers Down In Preparation For A Potential Doggies Top 4 Finish
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Much of Sydney has been seen stockpiling sandbags, bottled water and generators, in preparation for what
Mate Who Nipped Finger Off Using A Mandoline Still Convinced It’s More Convenient Than A Knife
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT In an unsurprising twist for anyone who knows him, local Betoota Heights resident Kyle Watson remains
Local Woman Asks Boyfriend If His Pixelated Soccer Players Are Making Him Sad Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman coming home to a very sullen boyfriend has come to the conclusion that his
Man Enjoys His First Pre-Function Beer In Hotel Room As The Go-To Mask Goes On
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With the clock ticking towards 3, local man Darren Jenkins has officially kicked off
8 Point Win Over Manly On A Thursday Night Equivalent To Premiership Victory For Tigers Fans
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Wests Tigers are on top of the world, it can be confirmed this morning. Friday
Local Bachelor Treats Favourite Winter Tracky Dacks To First Wash Since Easter
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A Betoota man who doesn’t own a bed base is patting himself on
Hangry Woman Considering Breaking Off Friendship After Mate Insists On Lining Up For An Hour To Try This Place
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact What was supposed to be a fun outing has turned into a test of patience and
First-Year Uni Student Finally Finds A New Easy Drinking Craft Lager He’s Never Heard Of
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A student from Betoota Heights has struck gold today. The stroke of luck came as the
