Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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“Fuck, Can’t We Just Dig Something Out Of The Ground” Says Australia, Staring Down Barrel Of Recession
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The geniuses in charge of our economy and political system are today coming to terms with
Aspiring Brat Girl Struggles To Grasp What It Really Means To Live This Life
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT 365 PARTY GIRL: In a tragic display of misplaced ambition, local Instagram baddie, Tiffany Bloomfield
David Anderson Departs The ABC Over The Hideous New Website Layout
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After six years getting attacked from all sides, ABC boss David Anderson has said
Bloke At Event With An Open Buffet Unable To Stop Gorging Himself Like An Unsupervised Labrador
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has reached a new level of piggery at a networking lunch today, that
Local Teacher Gives Up On Trying To Explain That The Matildas Aren’t Really A Book Week Theme
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights Public (BHP) teacher has today thrown in the towel, it can be confirmed.
Local Fitness Bro Asks Wife If They Can Park Argument As He Hasn’t Reached His Daily Strava Target Yet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a tragic display of a fitness addiction gone awry, Betoota Heights mortgage broker Tom Mathieson,
Local Dad Reckons The Sheilahs Said He Was An Immortal Ronnie Coote Back Before He Met Mum
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local dad has offered some very much unwanted information to his adult children today. Taking
Local Farmer Ardently Goes About Choosing His Town Pants Ahead Of The Weekend
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A grazier from our town’s northern limits has spent the morning trying to
“Must Be the Moon,” Claims Local Woman As Life Crumbles Around Her
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT I BLAME THE MOON: Lucy Harris (31) is convinced that the moon is the culprit
Newlyweds On The Verge Of Divorce Every Time One Drives And The Other Navigates
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT TAKE THE SECOND EXIT: In a heart-wrenching twist of marital bliss, local newlyweds Matt
Scientists Still Working Around The Clock To Figure Out How Anyone Found Spacers Cool
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The CSIRO still has a team of scientists working around the clock, dedicated to figuring out
“Haha It’s Fine, It’s Not A Competition” Says Book Week Mum That’s Gone All Out Every Single Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights mum has today kindly offered up some words of support to one of