Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Gambling Lobby Threatens To Cut Off The ALP’s Punt Club If They Even Think About Reform
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The big wigs in the Labor party are today coming to terms with a hectic ultimatum.
Local Woman Indulges In Yet Another Season Of The Absolute Brain Rot That Is Emily In Paris
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has found herself demolishing the first half of season four of Emily in
“You’ve Been On That Bloody Pinterest Again, Haven’t You?” Asks Man Who Returned Home To Find Pots And Pans Hanging From Curtain Rod
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man exhaled without prejudice Tuesday evening after returning home from work
Work Trip To Melbourne Went Well, Says Sad And Irritable Husband
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local city worker returned from a work trip to Melbourne on Sunday night
Bennifer Divorce The 3 Billionth Example Of Getting Back With Your Ex Being A Bad Idea
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez have this week proven one of the most well known scientific
Government Reveals Groundbreaking Plan To Reduce Methane Emissions By 2030, By Just Under Reporting Them
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The state and federal government have today re-committed to their ‘ambitious’ emissions reductions targets. Speaking
Woman Notified Package Has Landed In Australia And Will Now Spend 2 Weeks In Some Depot Down The Road
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has expressed her frustration after her much-anticipated online purchase arrived in Australia
2005 Minor Premiership Winner Nathan Hindmarsh Set To Be Sensationally Overlooked As Next Immortal
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The rugby league world has today been rocked by a bombshell revelation about who will be
Bloke Who Pulled His Back Getting Out Of Bed That Morning Lies And Says It’s A Footy Injury
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who’s never done a team sport in his life has today told some
AI Gone Too Far! Sydney Metro’s New Driverless Trains Are Already Demanding Flexi Fridays
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Just a day after going live with the snazzy new metro line from Sydenham to Chatswood,
Aunty Confirms That Nephew’s New Girlfriend Is An ‘Absolute Hoot’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A boisterous local woman from Betoota Heights has today given a fringe member of the family
Miles To Cricket Australia: “Fuck’s Sake There’s Nothing Fucken Wrong With The Fucken Gabba You Fucken Southern Fucks”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our premier Steven Miles has said Cricket Australia’s decision to prevent the Gabba