Terrified Byron Hippy Sitting On A $25m Beach Shack Has No Fucken Idea What His Next Move Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Old man Spider Nucholls had forged himself a life where he was never going to have
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Jetstar Pilot Lands In Launceston, Fires Up Tinder, Sighs, Then Goes To Sleep
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Jetstar pilot has gone through the motions of his layover routine in Launceston yesterday evening,
Man With No Inheritance Coming And No Entrepreneurial Spirit Concerned Labor’s $3m Super Tax Might Affect Him One Day
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man who, unfortunately for him, is not some cunt’s son, says he’s
Griffith Just Canberra Without The Puffer Vest Wankers And Silly Light Rail
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Riverina city of Griffith has today declared itself the rightful heir to Walter Burley Griffin’
Dubbo’s Wheelers Lane Revealed To Be Six-Lane Arterial Boulevard
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Transport authorities have contacted Dubbo Regional Council seeking clarification after Wheelers Lane, a road still officially
Tamworth’s Peel River A Grower Not A Shower
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Locals in the NSW north-west have today defended the honour of their Peel River, after several
Local Childcare Really Going All Out With The Updates And Activities After Those ABC Exposés
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local parents have noticed that they’re getting more frequent and much rosier updates from their
Englishman In Bondi Complains There’s Too Many Immigrants In England
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A British national currently residing in Bondi has expressed concern over what he describes as an
Bloke Drives To The Gym To Have A Walk
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has revealed today his tri-weekly habit of driving to the gym, where he
PM Respectfully Declines New Zealand’s Offer To Gift Him A $7400 Gyrocopter For His Own Personal Use
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has politely declined a generous trans-Tasman offer from the New Zealand Government
Most Daycare Parents Either Blind Or Just Selfish CUNCE
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has been left wondering if his kids attend a special daycare facility for
Twiggy Says The Next Person To Ask If White Lotus Inspired Him To Get A Cream Suit Is Getting Punched
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Philanthropic mining magnate Andrew “Twiggy” Forrest issued a direct threat this afternoon after being asked, for
RETRACTION: A Sincere Apology To The Pangolin Community
The Betoota Advocate Editorial Board We would like to issue an unreserved apology to the global pangolin community and to