Terrified Byron Hippy Sitting On A $25m Beach Shack Has No Fucken Idea What His Next Move Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Old man Spider Nucholls had forged himself a life where he was never going to have
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Gen X Dude Has Pair Of Jeans Worth $500 For Some Reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 49-year-old agency droid from Betoota Grove has left friends and family perplexed this week after
Pope Leo XIV Celebrates Chicago-Style
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Newly-elected Pope Leo XIV has marked his first public appearance in a way that has stunned
“Well Fuck You And Fuck Your Teeth” Bandt Says On The Way Out
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Outgoing Greens leader Adam Bandt has formally conceded defeat in the seat of Melbourne, ending a
Central Coast’s First Prime Minister Presented With The Trolley Pole Nunchucks To The City
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Anthony Albanese has today become the first sitting Prime Minister to be formally welcomed into the
Boomer That Hated The Backstreet Boys Is Pretty Keen On The 70s Version Of Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local father has today unknowingly confirmed that The Eagles were the 1970s equivalent of a
Cenny Coast Bloke Swears To Insurance Company His Tyres Are Fucked From The M1 Metal Spill And He Did NOT Spend Sunday Hanging The Arse Of His Dunny Door Out Across Kinny Like The Cunce Reckon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Long considered one of the nation’s more dignified victimless crimes, insurance fraud remains a treasured
US Announces New Anti-Bluey Tariff To Combat Influence Of That “Damn Blue Dog”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact President Donald Trump has made moves to fight the growing international influence of Australian media, singling
Crisafulli’s Success And Dutton’s Failure Proof Queenslanders Only Vote For Who’d They’d Rather Take Fishing
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Political analysts are today being urged to reconsider the conventional metrics of Queensland voter behaviour, following
Piastri Credits His Ongoing Success To Being Faster Than Everyone Else And Not Crashing Into Things
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Oscar Piastri has credited his consistent podium finishes this season to one simple strategy. He drives
Silver Linings As Dutton Says He Can Finally Stop Wearing Those Ridiculous Turnbull-Style Glasses
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Peter Dutton has today confirmed he will no longer be wearing the lame, Malcolm Turnbull-style glasses
Sorry Mate, We Tried
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite The Betoota Advocate’s tireless efforts to give Peter Dutton the fair run he deserved,
Keating: “If They Ever Wheel Me Out Like Little Johnny, I Want You To Shoot Me”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Paul Keating has used his bi-annual luncheon with The Advocate’s board and