Terrified Byron Hippy Sitting On A $25m Beach Shack Has No Fucken Idea What His Next Move Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Old man Spider Nucholls had forged himself a life where he was never going to have
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Dutton: Liberal Candidate Wrong For Suggesting Pensioners Are Worthless Field Peasants
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Liberal candidate has been forced to backtrack this afternoon after making the suggestion that pensioners
Nation Increasingly Jealous Of 11-Hour Blackout In Spain And Portugal
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the federal election campaign enters its final stretch, residents of our cosmopolitan desert community say
“You Blokes Like Cricket Or?” Angus Taylor Asks Locals On First Ever Visit To Leppington
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sport | Contact Shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor has today ventured deep into the new cosmopolitan heart of his rejigged
Dutton Backs His Liberal Candidate In Fowler Because He Didn’t Say Anything Wrong
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In 2013, Chief of the Army, Lieutenant-General David Morrison responded to a horrible scandal involving sexual
Mwahahaha: Dutton Bus Undone By One Of Clover Moore’s Leftie Bike Lanes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton’s bus has been got wedged in central Sydney this morning after
“Brum” Offers A Glimpse Of Birmingham Before It Was A God-Forsaken Shithole
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man known locally as “Big Dum [sic] Brum” or simply “BDB” says he has no
Liberal Dirt File Releases Details Of 2009 Incident Where Chris Bowen Got Pissed Off 3 Light Ice Stubbies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Liberals have escalated its opposition research campaign this week with the release of a confidential
Call Local Man Crazy But He’d Like To See Dental Added To Medicare Before We Buy Anymore Nuclear Submarines
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has invited people to say what they want about him because he’s
“Yes, Absolutely”: Riccardo Confirms Helmet Switch With Piastri Is Reason Why He’s Leading Championship
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Daniel Ricciardo has confirmed he believes a helmet swap with Oscar Piastri is the key reason
City Worker Forgot None Of His Fellow Drones Come Into Work This Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A member of our town’s laptop worker class was forced to confront his own irrelevance
Supermarket Deli Attendant Retires To The Coolroom For A Few Slices Of Stolen Ham
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A quiet truce was struck between the frontline and the back-of-house this afternoon as a local
He Doesn’t Know It Yet But The Family Dog Will Eat Three Easter Eggs This Weekend And Financially Cripple The Family For The Next 12 Months
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local Golden Retriever is currently lying on the back patio chewing his own tail with