Terrified Byron Hippy Sitting On A $25m Beach Shack Has No Fucken Idea What His Next Move Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Old man Spider Nucholls had forged himself a life where he was never going to have
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World Pauses To Remember American Gallipoli
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Western nations have paused today to mark the 81st anniversary of the D-Day landings, also known
“Actually, I Probably Would Drink Dog’s Milk” Says Bendigo Man
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Bendigo man travelling to Melbourne for a routine heart angiogram has confirmed this morning that,
Jetstar Naively Puts Hand Up To Do Proposed Newcastle–Bali Flights
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s premiere budget carrier Jetstar has thrown their support behind a move by the
Tasmanian Parliament Set To Pass No-Confidence Motion To Oust Premier Jeremy Rockliff
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Tasmanian Parliament is expected to pass a no-confidence motion against Premier Jeremy Rockliff this afternoon,
Yes, This Gold-Wrapped Mustang Does In Fact Belong To A Local Indian-Australian Gentleman
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After months of intense speculation, the owner of a gold-wrapped Ford Mustang has been revealed to
“So You Pay To Watch People Play Video Games?” Asks Younger Brother Who Did It For Free His Entire Childhood
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The long-suffering younger brother of a selfish, inconsiderate control hog has expressed amazement today after learning
Jindabyne Man Resents The Arrival Of The Necessary Evil That Is Tourism
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Jindabyne local has confirmed today he’s furious about the arrival of snow tourists, despite
“This Is Real Music, Son” Ageing Millennial Says As He Blows Dust Off ‘Fever For The Flava’ Single
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 38-year-old father has today completed the sacred generational rite of musical embarrassment, after earnestly introducing
Toddler Who Refuses Toast Cut Wrong Way Allegedly Ate Four Servings Of Vegetable Dahl At Daycare
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local father has been left wondering this week after discovering that his picky toddler consumed
“If You Don’t Eat Yer Meat, You Can’t Have Any Pudding. How Can You Have Any Pudding If You Don’t Eat Yer Meat?” Asks Dad
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Dinner was briefly interrupted in a quiet Betoota Grove household last night as a local dad
PM Proves Tanya Plibersek Is A Good Mate Of His By Moving Her Out Of Environment Before Expanding The North West Shelf
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has quashed weeks of speculation about a strained relationship with Tanya Plibersek,
C3-PO Looks On Proudly As Two Graduates Of Their Media Training School Hit The Big Leagues
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular Star Wars character and queer robot identity C3-PO has revealed his pride today at two