Idiot Season Declared Open At Cahills Crossing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A popular National Park has this week officially declared it is open season again. Rangers at
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OK! OK! Alright! That Was Pretty Sick And Exceeded Expectations
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Yep, once again, credit to the head honchos at the AFL, that was fucking
Visiting Queenslanders In Awe Of The Melbourne Ovoidal Stadium
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two boys from Betoota Heights have made the pilgrimage south to cheer on the
Rapture? Apocalypse? Who Gives A Shit! It’s Friday Afternoon And It’s Time To DRINK SOME PISS
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact While TikTok prophets and Facebook aunties spent the week frothing about the supposed Rapture
Well-Off But Ultimately Useless Young Man Confirms The Only Sport He’s Watching This Weekend Is The Ryder Cup
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite an avalanche of high-stakes football on offer across the nation this weekend,
Albo And Penny Put The Company Card Behind The Bar At Old Mates After Big Day In The Office
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is set to end what’s been a hectic day
Local Woman Says She’s Going To Blow This Guy’s Brains All Over The Dairy Section If She Doesn’t Get Some Cocobella By 6pm Tonight
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Police have locked down the Betoota Heights Stockland Shopping Centre this afternoon after a
Hippy Hastie Implores Nation To Start Making Locally-Sourced, Fair-Trade EVs Again Like The Holden Volt
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A bongo-slapping loon that moonlights as a Member of Parliament has made the
Dubbo Man Blows Another Date By Taking A Swig Directly From Soy Sauce Bottle
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Dubbo man has revealed he ruined an “otherwise enjoyable” evening last week by
Ley Pens Letter To Republicans Stating Her Party’s Benchmark For Dead Palestinians Hasn’t Been Met Yet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition Leader Sussan Ley has made it her lugubrious duty to write directly to
Gout Gout’s Arrival On National Zeitgeist Complete As Central Queensland Cattleman Rings Neighbour To Talk About Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Teenage sprint sensation Gout Gout has cemented his place in the national zeitgeist after
Australians Too Dependent On Government, Says Career Public Servant
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Opposition Leader, Sussan Ley, has yesterday warned that Australians are becoming “too dependent
Local Grazier Reckons AuctionsPlus Is Better Than TikTok Before Bursting Out Laughing At What His Neighbour Wants For His Narrow-Fucken-Knocked-Knee-Open-Faced-Two-Tooth-Wookatook-Ewes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Simpson Desert wool and fat lamb producer has indulged himself this afternoon, spending