PM: "I Attend Lots Of Dinners With The Weird Sons Of Colourful Billionaires, You'll Have To Be More Specific"
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister is defending dinner guests this week after certain sections of the
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Thousands March In Melbourne To Protest The AFL’s Decision To Ban The Bounce
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact More than 110,000 Victorians with absolutely nothing better to do on a Thursday
Tourist Takes On Cradle Mountain In Nothing But His Undies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A foreign national has embarked upon a hike up Tasmania’s Cradle Mountain this
Report: Must Be A Good Day If Right-Wing Mate Is Having A Leftie Beer At The Beach
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact local man who just happens to fundamentally disagree with 90 per cent of this
Smart Traveller Updates Advice For Victoria To ‘Do Not Travel’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Department of Foreign Affairs has updated its Smartraveller advice for Victoria to “Do
Young Dad Left Alone The First Time Uses Opportunity To Get Some Rest And Relaxation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local father has spent the past two days resting and relaxing after being
Season Officially Changes As ‘Keep Off The Wicket’ Signage Appears On Local Oval
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The arrival of summer was confirmed this morning when laminated “Please Keep Off The
Kanye West Names Former Australian Test Cricketer Rob Quiney On List Of People Who Have Betrayed Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Questions have been raised this morning after former Test cricketer Rob Quiney was named
OPTUS Customers Realise Name Actually Stands For Ongoing Problems Totally Useless Shit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Residents of the New South Wales Illawarra have today confirmed what the rest of
Queensland Wins Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Queensland has cemented its place as the dominant force in Australian football, defeating Geelong
“Let’s Fucking Go Boys” Says Queenslander
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A report has found that a Queenslander has yelled at his television today. More to come.
Annual Siege Of Rugby’s Minas Tirith Begins In Auckland
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Wallabies return to Eden Park on Saturday for their annual Test against the
OK! OK! Alright! That Was Pretty Sick And Exceeded Expectations
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Yep, once again, credit to the head honchos at the AFL, that was fucking