Nation’s Stoners Praise Scary Movie For Finally Rebooting A Horror They Can Actually Follow After 4 Cones
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some welcome news for bong lords (reformed and still practicing) around the country, a well
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Grazier Asks His Youngest Son If The ‘DC’ On His Hat Stands For ‘Dumb C–t’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local grazier has welcomed his youngest home for university break this week. Racing the predicted
Local Wingnut Considers Pre-Bullying His Son So He’s Desensitised To It By Kindy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A father in Betoota Heights has sparked controversy this week after announcing he has begun lightly
Ley Admits Female Quotas Are Contentious As She Needs To Placate Liberal Faction That Feels Women Should Shut Up, Cook Dinner, And Raise Children
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Sussan Ley has used a media appearance this morning to admit that the idea
Sydney Braces For Their Quadrennial Schadenfreude Storm
ERROL PAKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Residents across Greater Sydney have begun preparing themselves for what meteorologists and tabloid journalists alike are
Local Bloke Forced To Ride A Guangzhou Gelding After Blowing The Bag Again
ERROL PAKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local bloke who overestimated both his personal resilience and the Australian winter has today been
Office Pisshead Has Catheter Put In Ahead Of EOFY Drinks Tonight So He Doesn’t Waste Any Time
ERROL PAKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A notorious figure in the head office of Diamantina Freight Solutions has confirmed he is fully
Unemployed Man Surviving On Snowy River Pies Says It’s Not As Good As He Thought It’d Be
ERROL PAKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man’s long-held fantasy of living off frozen pies and sleeping in has officially
Golf On The Second Day Of A Bucks Enjoyed By None
ERROL PAKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A silent procession of soulless young men meandered around the Royal Birdsville Golf Club last weekend,
Local Boomer Picks Up A Few 100W Incandescent Light Bulbs For His Lampless Living Space
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A community elder from Betoota Heights has once again ignored several decades of energy efficiency advice
Man Watches On Through The Night As Strangers Live Out His Dream Of Going To A Test Match In The Caribbean
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has spent the early hours of this morning punishing himself emotionally by watching
Leaked Message From NATO Boss To Trump Reminds World That Dutch People Are Fucken Weird
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The international press corps was left stunned overnight after US President Donald Trump published a private
Sheep Grazier’s Warning Forces Local Farmer To Get In His Ute, Drive Out To His Freshly-Shorn Wethers And Say “Fuck It, You’ll Be Right Won’t Ya?”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A formal weather alert from the Bureau of Meteorology (BoM) has once again prompted swift and