Errol Parker

Nation's Conservatives Well Versed In This Type Of Baseless Character Assassination

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local conservatives say they are completely unfazed by today’s online meltdown alleging that

Proposed Introduction Of Driverless Taxis A Boon For Blokes Who Likes To End The Night With A Cab Dart

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some local men have today declared the future finally looking up following news that

Naughty Victorian Teen Can't Use TikTok But Can Get 25 Years Non-Parole Because That's The World We Live In Now

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Authorities in Victoria have today confirmed that a child who is not mature enough

"Well That Was Easy" Shrugs Barnaby As He Gets Coalition To Destroy Itself

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has today shrugged his shoulders with the relaxed

Demise Of Menulog Proves There's No Such Thing As Ethical Food Delivery, You Fat Fuck

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The death of Menulog this week has offered Australians a sobering reminder that there

Aussies HORRIFIED As Iconic Cloudstreet House Bulldozed And Replaced With Four Shitbox Duplexes

Two Families, One Negatively Geared Property

"I Am So Back" Whispers Troy Buswell As Liberals Dump Gender Quotas And Net Zero

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Disgraced former WA Treasurer Troy Buswell has intimated this week that the "Liberals

Rudd Reveals He Would've Had Kerr Shot As A Spy And His Body Thrown In The Lake

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former prime minister Kevin Rudd has broken his silence on today's revived

Cash-Strapped Channel 10 Reveal Big Brother House

High-Speed Rail Authority Conduct Feasibility Study Into Conducting A Feasibility Study Into Creating A High-Speed Rail Authority

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The newly established interim High-Speed Rail Authority (HSRA) has today confirmed the commencement

Report: Every Town's Tourism Photo Along Pacific Highway Found To Be Wildly Misleading

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A new report has confirmed that every town’s tourism photo along the Pacific

New Jamie Oliver Cookbook, 10 Nanosecond Meals, Promises To Feed Your Family Before The Light Reflecting Off The Meal Even Registers On Their Fucking Retinas

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In what experts are calling the epic conclusion of two decades of speed-orientated