Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
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Queenslanders Completely Understand PM Had To Meet With Piers Morgan Before Flying Up North Last Night
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has finally arrived in Queensland overnight to make sure he gets
Brisbane Mate Confirms That He’s ‘High And Dry’ In His Stilted Queenslander Sharehouse
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians living outside of Queensland’s South-East Corner are today frantically calling their friends and family
Scotty Groans About How Much Work He’s Gonna Have On Monday While Watching QLD Flood Updates
Public transport, schools and workplaces have been closed down right across Queensland, as the ‘rain bomb’ covering South-East Queensland begins
Report: Fuck Me It Never Ends
After three years of relentless bushfires, pandemics, nuclear warnings, major global conflicts and blow-out scores against the Broncos, today it
Scotty Inspects Barrel Of A Loaded Blaser Tactical 2 Sniper Rifle During Photo Shoot With ADF
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has once again nearly killed himself, as he continues his nationwide
Mark Zuckerberg Too Busy Reinventing Agriculture In The Metaverse To Realise WW3 Has Started
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Silicon Valley’s hopes that the entire world would detach from reality and seek fulfilment in
PM Thrilled As The Sheer Horror Of War Distracts Nation From Albo’s Dashing Women’s Weekly Shoot
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There were reportedly cheers of joy from the Prime Minister’s office in Canberra this week,
Typical Russia Waited Until The Winter Olympics Had Wrapped Up Before Starting Some Shit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Russia has invaded Ukraine after President Vladimir Putin authorised a military operation in the Eastern European
Bloke From Hometown Who Used To Sell Hot Nokias Now An Award Winning Commercial Real Estate Agent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brodie Bancroft was once Betoota’s go-to man for an unboxed Nokia 3250. If you knew
Meet Brendo, The Next Bloke In Line To Lead United Australia If The Spicy Cough Takes Down Clive
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Mining billionaire and prominent election meddler Clive Palmer has taken to hospital by ambulance this afternoon,
Scotty Starts Breaking Up Weird Honeycomb Looking Fibro During Photoshoot On Residential Worksite
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has once again caused himself yet another long-term workplace injury, as
Inner-City Snorkeler Gets A Stiffy With All This Rain
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With suburban streets flooded from Wollongong to Brisbane, it is a magical time of the year