Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
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Scotty Takes ‘Get Government Out Of People’s Lives!’ To A New Level And Abandons Flood Victims
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Frustrations with the government’s response to catastrophic flooding in Northern NSW is now at fever
Scotty Withholding Aid To Northern NSW Until He Gets Assurance Someone Will Shake His Hand On Camera
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet admits the roll out of state emergency services in Northern NSW
WW3 The Last Thing On Australia’s Mind Right Now
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The current world war unfolding in Eastern Europe that has dominated Australian hearts and news cycles
“Sooo.. Can We Kill Some Sharks Or Something” Asks Immensely Bored Albanese After 24 Hours In WA
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The federal election is well underway in Western Australia – as Anthony Albanese hits the streets to
Australia Starting To Think Burning Fossil Fuels At Accelerating Rate For 200 Years A Bad Idea
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Namely, the commonly accepted theory that climate change is a myth that has been orchestrated by
War In Ukraine Explained: Vladimir Putin Just At That Age Where They Watch Too Much Sky News
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT SAYING WHAT WE’RE ALL THINKIN! With the mounting death toll of Russian soldiers in the
Scotty’s Angels Also Unable To Take Over As Acting Prime Minister Due To… Ummm… Inexperience
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact With Scotty From Marketing at home isolating from the floods and world wars with flu-like
Frydenberg Also Not Available To Step Up As Acting PM Due To Gruelling Bout Of Tennis Elbow
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT They say when the going gets tough, the tough get going. This does not appear to
Scotty From Marketing Suddenly Tests Positive To Covid Just As All The Hard Work Begins
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With Northern NSW still inundated with floodwaters, and South-East Queensland’s Mud Army taking to the
Brisbane City Sounds Emergency Powderfinger Sirens To Boost Morale As Mud Army Clean Up Begins
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Brisbane’s floodwaters begin to recede from today’s 9:30 peak, the clean-up is
Brisbane Gays Forced To Charter HMAS Veronicas To Sydney As Cancelled Flights Threaten Mardi Gras
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane’s thriving community of lavender-scented gentlemen and Subaru owners are today exploring alternative evacuation options
Brisbane Floods: Boomer Dad And Millennial Son Comes To Blows Over Whether ’74 Was Worse Than 2011
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Brisbane River reached its peak this morning, as far as we can tell, signalling the