Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
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People Of Ukraine Relieved To Learn They Have The Support Of Some Of The World’s Greatest Minds
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the situation escalates on the Ukrainian border, all hope for a ceasefire pact seems to
Scotty From Marketing Lifts 700 Litre Fridge With His Back During A Photo Shoot With Removalists
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While still partially blinded by staring directly into a welding flash during a photoshoot in the
Rogan Bro Who Doesn’t Know The Difference Between Labor And Liberal Confidently Explains Ukraine
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local carnivore steel fencing contractor from Betoota’s Flight Path District has today taken it
Scotty From Marketing Destroys 43 Freight Containers While Operating A Crane In Port Botany
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has again been caught on camera doing something that can cause
Report: Can You Please Settle Down Cunt
The whole world is today united in their request for President Vladmir Putin to settle down cunt, as the biggest
Recent School Leaver Now Knows The Glory Of Leaving A Worksite On A Friday With Somewhere To Be
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After concluding his final two years of high school in the midst of a global pandemic,
Parents Of NRL Debutant Visit Church To Pray Their Boy Can Stay Out Of Trouble Until Round 1
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local rugby league sensation, Jarrayne Zammit (19), is all set to make his NRL debut on
South Betoota Newsagency On Standby To Update Maps of Russia
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As the world furiously sweats over the possibility of a full-scale war erupting on
Everyday Bloke Sledges Rivals By Referencing 1962 Psychological Thriller Starring Frank Sinatra
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Liberal Party’s pre-election collapse begins to get desperate, Scotty From Marketing has again
Perrottet Begins Preparing All The Texts That Are Gonna Fucken Leak If He Loses Gladys’s Seat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet is just about at the end of his tether when it comes
China Admit The South Sydney Houso Flats Wasn’t The Best Place To Plant A Secret Political Agent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Chinese Communist Party have today released a statement in which they admit to making the
“Only We Can Protect Australia From China” Says Government Who Can’t Even Protect Female Staff From Workplace Harassment
WE ARE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS THOUGH: Former PM Malcolm Turnbull has lashed out at his old colleagues for their desperate