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Cinema Screening Of New Jackass Movie Just Doesn’t Feel As Authentic As A Burned CD-R On VLC
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After 12-year hiatus, the fourth instalment in the Jackass movie franchise has nabbed the number
100,000 Russian Troops Withdraw From Ukrainian Border After Western Leaders Voice Concerns
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world has breathed a collective sigh of relief today, with Russia finally backing down from
Pete Davidson’s Purple Patch Continues As US Comedian Papped Holding Hands With Gina Rinehart
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Gossip columnists are in a frenzy this afternoon after some sensational images have surfaced online. Popping
Deporting World’s Best Tennis Players Fails To Resolve Australia’s Drastic Fresh Food Shortages
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia is once again at the centre of global headlines, after our previously unknown Immigration minister
Kevin Costner Finally Forgiven For Waterworld
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hollywood boomer sex icon Kevin Costner has been forgiven for all of his sins in the
Pope Francis Relaxes Even More Rules: “You Can Definitely Come To Church Stoned. It’s Cool Bro”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After dragging the Catholic Church into the 21st Century kicking and screaming, the 266th Pope has
Report: The Shining Is Definitely A Christmas Movie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT When it comes to naming the most essential Christmas movies, there are titles that come to
Bob Sinclair Finally Coming To Terms With The Fact We Might Not Be The Love Generation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While many are looking to the future with some hope that the worst of this spicy
Kim Kardashian Gives Australian Women The Encouragement They Needed To Visit Local Skate Park
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT American superstar Kim Kardashian and millennial stand up comedian Pete Davison have confirmed their relationship today
New Zealand Officially In Recession After All Blacks Second Straight Loss
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Jacinda Ardern has greeted the people of New Zealand with a rather sobering message today, declaring
“We Need To Stand Up For Taiwan” Says Australia After Watching The USA De-Stabilise Half Of The Middle East, South East Asia, Central And South America
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After decades of standing by and watching our greatest ally de-stabilise and destroy a multitude
Fellow World Leaders Give Scotty The Controller That’s Not Plugged In
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a final humiliation on the world stage, Prime Minister Scott Morrison was spotted playing Nintendo