Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Mate Becomes A Thermal Engineer When It Comes Time To Loading Up The Esky
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The newest plus-one inclusion to a tight-knit circle of girlfriends in Betoota Grove has
“Fuck It, One More Year” Says 30-Something Australian In Berlin
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After nearly five years of self-discovery, Taylor O’Sullivan, a 30-year-old
Liberals Expecting Big Swings In Northern Rivers And Blue Mountains After Vowing To Protect Misinformation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Albanese government’s revamped bill to tackle online misinformation and disinformation has been criticised as
Man Fully On Board With Having Chip Put In His Brain If It Means He Doesn’t Have To Remember All Of His Passwords
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Betoota Ponds man has today revealed to The Advocate his stance on a topical
Australian Media Forgets To Follow Up On That Bombshell Story That Conveniently Broke On US Election Day About Coalition Senator McKenzie Also Asking For A Fuckload Of Free Flight Upgrades From QANTAS
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news from home soil, the Australian media has seemingly somehow missed a big story
Trump Still Not Likely To Let Australian Man Root Him, Despite 903 Pro-MAGA Comments In 12 Hours
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man from Betoota Heights has been told to chill out a bit this afternoon,
Reformed 2015 Edgelord Feeling Guilty As Boomer Relatives Embrace Trump After 8 Years Of Brain Rot
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Jordan Steel (27) is one of many veteran internet trolls whose youth was mainly driven by
Report: How Did Elon Musk Get Away With Being The Face For Republican Campaign Despite Literally Inventing Those Soft Cock Electric Vehicles
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the dust settles on another high octane bells and whistles US presidential campaign, questions are
Democrats Promise They’ll Be Back In 2028 For An Even More Brat Summer!
WYATT ENRIDGE | Neoliberal | Contact Okay, so major vibe shift overnight. Trump is back in the White House. SMDH. This came
Democrats Too Busy Working To Storm The Damn Capitol
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Former US president Donald Trump has defeated his Democratic rival, Vice-President Kamala Harris, in both
Gaggle Of Billionaires Get Billionaire Elected In Selfless Push To Help Plight Of Ordinary People
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some heartwarming news from the United States of America, the countries leading billionaires have succeeded
NASA Assures Distressed Lefties That The Sun Will Rise Tomorrow
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT America’s premier space and weather agencies have today joined forces to assure the nation that