Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Idaho’s Crucial County Of BumFuck Called For Trump Campaign
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In breaking news from the US Election, a major county in the race to the White
Report: “Haha Whoops”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Australian Rupert Murdoch has weighed into the US election debate this afternoon local
“She Can’t Lose Pennsylvania” Says Mate That’s One Tiktok Clip More Informed Than Rest Of Friends
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local TikTok user has highlighted the fact that she is one 30-second US politics
Joe Biden Asks His Staffers How He’s Polling In Georgia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In news from the big seat in US Politics, President Joe Biden is currently taking stock
“This Motherfucker Has Been Copying Me For Years” Claims Kochie As Karl Debuts Shaved Head And Glasses On US Election Telecast
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former breakfast television economist David Koch has sensationally claimed that his longtime rival Karl
Inner-City Wine Mum Has Been Following US Election Much More Closely Than Daughter’s HSC Performance
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local inner-city wine mum has today informed her daughter that she simply doesn’t
“Trump’s Not That Bad” Says Man Who’s Never Really Had To Worry About Unplanned Pregnancies
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local contrarian has today successfully ruined his work colleagues, by telling them all to chill
Sky News Uncle Drafts Two Equally Unhinged Text Messages For Each Election Outcome
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the U.S. election count begins this afternoon Queensland Channel Country Time (QCCT)
Broken Racegoer Abandons His $49 Tarocash Loafers And Continues Journey Into City Barefoot
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After squinting his way through Ronan Keating’s performance and scanning a losing ticket
Report: At The End Of The Day, Aren’t We All Just Animals Being Exploited By The Rich? 😏
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who’s chosen to say nup to the cup because the racing industry is
Office Piss Wrecks And Office Animal Lovers Prepare For Day Of Sabotage And Betrayal
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Offices around the country are preparing for a day filled with deceit, sabotage, and betrayal not
Woke 94-Year-Old Refuses To Participate In Regional Nursing Home’s Melbourne Cup Luncheon
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact In news from our humble regional centre, an enlightened great-grandmother is making a