Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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As Halloween Concludes, Henchmen Are Sent Into North Pole Dungeons To Retrieve Mariah And Michael
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas. This comes as the festival of single-
Betoota Advocate Accepts Annual Million Dollar Cheque From Gambling Lobby To Not Talk Shit About Cup
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT CLIENT WIN: The entire Betoota Advocate staffroom has today taken Monday afternoon off, after receiving its
Nup To The Cup? Here Are Some Alternative Horse Races That You Can Bet On Tomorrow
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For those who think the Melbourne Cup might be a bit too mainstream, or
“There’s No Such Thing As A Free Lunch, Unless You Were Born Between 1952-1971” Says Coalition
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Opposition have kicked off the week by living up to their name today,
Major Changes To HECS And TAFE Fees Drowned Out By Journos Fixating On Where PM Sits On The Plane
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact In a major policy announcement that is struggling to get any airtime in an Australian news
Senator Pocock Voices Concerns Over Labor’s Federal Corruption Watchdog Being A Morbidly Obese Dachshund Called ‘Mr Cheese’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Senator for the ACT David Pocock has criticised the federal corruption watchdog, set up
BOM Warns Queenslanders That She’s Gonna Be A Fucken Stinker Out West
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Australian Bureau of Meteorology’s leading forecasters have this week issued a stern warning to
Group Chat Make Fairly Valid Point That It’s A Saturday Arvo And You Have Fuck All On Tomorrow
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man has today been reminded that it is a lovely Saturday afternoon, and he
“Oi Look At This Junkie Outside The Pub Haha” Says Corporate Man After 20 Standard Drinks On A Weekday
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Local corporate wanker, Jae (30) is on fire this afternoon. His drinking buddies are pissing
“They Don’t Know How Lucky They Are” Sighs Man Looking Out Bus Window At Some Boys Deleting Pints In The Sun With Their Mates
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man is lamenting the one Friday he’s not able to join
Mate Still Desperately Trying To Sell Four Coldplay Tickets If Anyone’s Changed Their Mind
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local man Taylor Mooch is still pushing hard to offload four Coldplay tickets in
Senator Who Made A Career Spewing Racial Slurs About Every Single Race Of People Found To Be Racist
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After two years of expensive legal proceedings, a Federal Court has found the Far-Right Australian