Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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40% Pay Rise For NSW Police Sadly Means Their Kids Will Become Leftie Uni Students With ACAB Tatts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A landmark pay rise for the NSW police force has inadvertently triggered an existential crisis, now
Bloke Gets Himself A Hyundai Santa Fe To Go With His Barge Arse
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local barge arse has picked up the Hyundai Santa Fe he ordered earlier
Local Girl Savours Short Window In Mens Fashion Where Skater Boyfriend’s Permanent Outfit Is On Trend
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Local woman, Char Longbottom (27) had always hoped this would happen. She knew men’s fashion
Gladiator 2 Praised For Having Something For Both Mums And Daughters
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The minds and money men behind the blockbuster of the year, have been praised by members
Local Kiwi Has The Nerve To Say Migration Is Seriously Affecting Our Housing Market And Economy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A man from the land of the Long White Cloud has ruffled a few feathers in
Cousin’s Bucks Party Exposes Man To The Parallel Universe Of Cousins From The Other Side
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A local man has today discovered what his cousins have been doing every second Christmas. Sam
Jamie Oliver Shocked To Learn That He Wrote A Kids Book
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Celebrity chef and international brand name Jamie Oliver reportedly learned this week that he
Light November Showers Cause Beautiful Jacaranda Trees To Become Nature’s Evil Slip Hazard
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Australians have once again become well aware of our love-hate relationship with the beautiful jacaranda
Kelpies Dance Routine Generates Anger Amongst Men Who Need 14 Schooners To Have That Much Fun
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT in some breaking news from our pebblecrete suburb of Betoota Heights, a local old boy has
Sydney Swans Grow Nervous About Half Their Fanbase Being Lured Back To Rugby After Wallabies Glory
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact With two Grand Final losses in three years – and a NSW fanbase demanding returns on their
Doctor Calls Your Name Right When The Judge Judy Episode Starts Getting Heated
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Local Betoota Heights woman, Jamie Wilkins (32), has shared her heart-wrenching experience of having her
Friday Beer = Yummy!
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the schooner shop – Friday afternoon beer = yummy! The hard hitting news