Six Missed Calls From Random Number Suggests Last Weekend’s Shithole Still Available
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man is straight batting an over of phone calls this morning as
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Sydney Therapists Find Themselves Learning A Lot About Wests Tigers Rugby League Club This Week
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The pathological sickness that comes with being a Wests Tigers supporter has presented itself to a
Matt Canavan Proves His Commitment To Nuclear Power By Covering Face With Uranium
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Nationals Senator Matt Canavan has today reaffirmed his unwavering support for the Coalition’s nuclear energy
Twiggy Says The Next Person To Ask If White Lotus Inspired Him To Get A Cream Suit Is Getting Punched
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Philanthropic mining magnate Andrew “Twiggy” Forrest issued a direct threat this afternoon after being
National Party MPs Respond To Tim Wilson’s Leadership Ambitions: “Hahahahaha Get Fucked Really!?”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A week after the party’s biggest election loss since inception, the Liberal Party now has
Office Worker Who Wears Dr Martens Feels Special Connection With Fellow Office Worker Who Also Wears Dr Martens
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Annie Sparks (25) has experienced a deep, almost spiritual connection with a colleague she’s barely
Victoria Once Again Over-Inflating Their Importance
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Albanese was not given very long to celebrate his 90+ seat landslide election victory
Local Woman Smashes Personal Best In Gym After Spotting Her Hot Gym Crush
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Local woman Erin McCarthy (27) has obliterated her personal best at the gym this week, fuelled
Australian Man’s Shameful Francophile Past Exposed As Wife Finds “Tintin In The Congo” Buried Deep In His Bookshelf
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A man who once prided himself on only watching SBS and attending French Film Festival each
‘Different Story Now Innit’ Smirks Top Boy Ange After Making Europa League Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia’s very own big dog of North London has today issued an ultimatum to the
Greens Supporters Not Sure If They Should Still Celebrate Two Straight White Men Losing Their Jobs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It looks like the end of an era for the Australian Greens, after their high-tide
“Schools Are Allowing Kids To Identify As Cats” Says Woman Who Used To Run Around The Oval Like A Horse
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A millennial woman who only ever gets her news from Facebook has today gone on a
Gen X Dude Has Pair Of Jeans Worth $500 For Some Reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 49-year-old agency droid from Betoota Grove has left friends and family