Six Missed Calls From Random Number Suggests Last Weekend’s Shithole Still Available
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man is straight batting an over of phone calls this morning as
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Woman Who Gets Cosmetic Work To Look Young For Her Age Now Just Looks Like Everyone Her Age Who’s Gotten Work
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman has found herself in a weird paradox today, after coming to the realisation
Bloke Drives To The Gym To Have A Walk
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has revealed today his tri-weekly habit of driving to the
Peter Dutton Reinvents Himself With A 6-Week Muay Thai Retreat In Phuket
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT After having his entire self-identity shattered on election night, a lost Peter Dutton has resorted
Last Minute Surge In Postal Votes For Independents Has The Potential To Be Very Fucking Funny
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Weeks after the 2025 Federal Election and the very careful vote-counting continues in the Liberal
Woman Gets Through An Entire Mozart Repertoire Before Getting Onto Customer Service Rep
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local university student has today spent a productive couple of hours mindlessly scrolling her social
Brisbane Having Second Thoughts About Hosting Olympics After Realising It’s Gonna Clash With Ekka
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Crisafulli Government has called an emergency cabinet meeting today, after being alerted to a catastrophic
PM Respectfully Declines New Zealand’s Offer To Gift Him A $7400 Gyrocopter For His Own Personal Use
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has politely declined a generous trans-Tasman offer from the
Regional High School Teacher Brings Class Into Line By Absolutely Humiliating The Big Dog
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Year 10 history teacher has today pulled out a tried and tested method of
“How Hard Is It To Build A Fucking Pool?” Says Sydney
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Sydney are this week exhaling after a torturous federal election campaign that saw
Angus Taylor Heads Bush To Gather Some Termites For The Next Era Of Liberal Party Politics
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new era begins for the Australian Liberal Party! Southern NSW MP Sussan Ley has been
Major Win For The Girlies As Sussan Ley Proves That Numerology Works
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Sussan Ley has well and truly smashed the glass ceiling this morning, as it’s announced
Sussan Ley Elected As The Scapegoat For A Decade Of Blokey Incompetence
The Liberal Party of Australia have a new leader, after a tumultuous couple of weeks in Canberra and around the