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Pope Leo XIV Confirms He’s Considering Nawaqanitawase For Sainthood After Miracle Try Against The Dogs

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The new pontiff in town has today set tongues wagging across the globe, after making a

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iPhone Decides Local Woman’s Wedding Day Is The Best Time To Remind Her Of The Sinful 2015 Contiki Trip

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Sitting in a makeup chair inside a $1500 Airbnb at 6am on a Saturday,

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‘Travel Inspo’ Just Foreign Places That Look Like Australia Did Before It Was Sterilised By A Property Bubble

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the nation’s cost-of-living crisis and inflation numbers slowly come under control, it

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34 Year Old Man Who Remembers 20 Years Of WWE Plotlines Says Girlfriend’s Reality Shows Are “Brain Rot”

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A 34 year old man who has followed the WWE for the last 28 years reckons

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Report: Doctor Is Younger Than You

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT It’s reported that millennials across the nation are facing their first taste of mortality since

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“You Don’t Know Your Ear Hole From Your Arsehole” Shouts Tradie With Never Ending List Of Obscure Sledges

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local chippy from Betoota Heights has today sent his colleagues into a frenzy, with a

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All Girls Sharehouse A Time Capsule Of Kmart Crockery That Was Once Trending

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In science news, an archaeologist from the University of Betoota has uncovered a fascinating

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Sydney Boy Wedged Between Two Queensland FIFOs Has No Chance Of An Armrest

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A silent battle is playing out 20,000 feet above Brisbane today, as a

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Schools Come Up With Groundbreaking New Method To Stop Students From Using ChatGPT On Their Essays

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some much needed good news, schools and universities have finally come up with a groundbreaking

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PM Says It’s His Dream To Own A 1978 Twin-Turbo Kingswood If The Qataris Can Keep Their Eyes Peeled

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The new trend of Western leaders accepting expensive gifts from the Arab states appears to have

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Next Game Wins Says Queensland

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The great state of Queensland is today licking its wounds, after a rather tough Thursday night.

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Economists Just Gonna Ignore The Fact That Inflation Went Down Without Forcing 100’s Of 1000’s People To Lose Their Jobs

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The bright minds at the Reserve Bank of Australia have today confirmed to The Advocate that