Senator Paterson Finally Comes Face-To-Face With The Problem That He And His Mates At Sky News Created
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT THE BED IS MADE: The Farrer By-Election is heating up, as the cultural fault-lines in Australia&
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Bender At Point In Night Where Physio Student Assesses All His Mates’ Injuries
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact It’s just ticked over 2:30am at a Betoota Valley kick ons and third year
Nephew Outed By His Roach-Pillaged Tally-Hos After Uncle Asks To Roll A Smoke
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The long weekends are a great time for Aussies to get together, spend time with family
Bloke Trying Hardest To Be Healthy Orders Loaded Fries Without The Fries
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Carbs have been given the flick in the most useless way possible as a Betoota man
High-Grade Chemist Warehouse Flu Shot Puts Local Man On His Arse For Three Days
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT In breaking news, a local coward has called in sick today after getting himself
Bucks Party Accommodation Comes With Ironic Cuck Chair Because Nobody Is A Chance Of Getting A Root
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT The furnishings of a Gold Coast motor inn have become the central gag of
Hungover Hen At Coolangatta Airport Weighs Up Self Help Book Or Grotesque Fast Food Order
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT As the sun sets on a particularly debaucherous weekend, a Melbourne girl has found
Land-Based Cruise Ships The Real Winners Amid P&O Dissolution
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a shock announcement that sent ripples through the travel industry, Australia’s beloved P&
Local Stud Sweeps Crush Off Her Feet By Demonstrating Elite Geoguesser Abilities
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local heartthrob Finn Young (25) has officially redefined the boundaries of romance by sweeping his crush
“Nothing Good Happens After 12am” Says Gen-X Mum Who Used To Rave To The Prodigy In Abandoned Warehouses For 3 Days Straight
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local Gen-X mum Amanda Yates (48) has declared, “Nothing good happens after 12am”. This statement comes
Economic Downturn Sees Middling Lawyer Opt For A Pair Of $49 Recession RMs Instead Of The Real McCoy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A middling lawyer at a mid-tier domestic law firm has shown up to work today in
Report: Japan The Thinking Man’s Bali
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can now be confirmed that Japan is simply the ‘thinking man’s’ Bali, as blokes
Millennial Can’t Believe A Bunch Of Gen Z Guys Can Just Go Away For A Weekend And Not Do Huge Amounts Of Blow And Binge Drink Until The Sun Comes Up
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local city worker has been left dumbfounded this afternoon after learning a junior colleague has