Most Racist Bloke In Town Always Seems To Have A Missus That Isn't The Same Race As Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the loudest blokes at the South Betoota Plains Hotel has today been forced to
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Local Woman’s Attempts At Winged Eyeliner Result In Amy Winehouse Cosplay
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT What started as a simple attempt at winged eyeliner for Jennifer Gallo quickly spiraled into an
People Pleaser Millennial Blown Away By Gen Z Colleague’s Ability To Maintain Boundaries
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A millennial woman has expressed feelings of pride for a younger coworker today, after seeing the
Report: Your Townie Cousins Won’t Tell You They Got A Large Tax Return, But There Will Be Signs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota’s resident anthropological expert has today released a groundbreaking report revealing a new phenomena that
65 Year Old Divorcee Claims To Love The Food In Thailand
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Recently divorced 65 year old Grant Fowler has once again reaffirmed his admiration for the culture,
Property Investors Generously Rent To International Students While House Goes Through Renovations
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A group of property investors have defended their decision to rent out a home going through
TAB Loses $1.4bn Somehow
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia’s leading wagering company, TAB, has somehow announced a loss of $1.4
Local Tattoo Artist Forced To Whip Out The Orbital Sander After Client’s Card Declines
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Clients at a popular Betoota ponds tattoo parlour were given the shock of their life yesterday,
Former Wall of Death Organiser Can’t Wait To Let That Freak Off The Leash Again
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT The suburban streets of Betoota are being treated to a symphony of nu-metal
“I Only Vape When I’m Drinking” Says Woman Who Finds Self Pouring A Wine Every Arvo So She Can Vape
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In an astounding display of mental gymnastics, Betoota Heights woman Anita Gunn, 25 has denied all
“See You Next Year, Friend” Man Says To Guinness Tap As Winter Finally Ends
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With the first scorching days of spring here, French Quarter pub enjoyer Mark Thompson
Boomer Who Never Worked Longer Than 9-5 For 40 Years Says Right To Disconnect Is Typical Of Lazy Youth
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An elderly Betoota Heights gentleman has taken to Facebook today to share his thoughts on the
Local Bloke Wishes Cat Could Ask For Attention Without Shoving His Leather Cheerio In His Face
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has yet again found himself begging his cat to please, please stop shoving