Most Racist Bloke In Town Always Seems To Have A Missus That Isn't The Same Race As Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the loudest blokes at the South Betoota Plains Hotel has today been forced to
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“So… Net This Weekend?” Asks Fourth Grade Cricket Captain Seeing Fellow Pubgoers In Shorts This Afternoon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the weather begins to warm up and blokes start showing up at the
Dad Too Stubborn To Call A Plumber To Make Problem Ten Times Worse With Botched DIY Attempt
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT In an astounding showcase of stubbornness, local Betoota Heights dad Gary Palmer managed to turn a
Mate Who Nipped Finger Off Using A Mandoline Still Convinced It’s More Convenient Than A Knife
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT In an unsurprising twist for anyone who knows him, local Betoota Heights resident Kyle Watson remains
Local Woman Asks Boyfriend If His Pixelated Soccer Players Are Making Him Sad Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman coming home to a very sullen boyfriend has come to the conclusion that his
Man Enjoys His First Pre-Function Beer In Hotel Room As The Go-To Mask Goes On
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With the clock ticking towards 3, local man Darren Jenkins has officially kicked off
Local Bachelor Treats Favourite Winter Tracky Dacks To First Wash Since Easter
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A Betoota man who doesn’t own a bed base is patting himself on
Aspiring Brat Girl Struggles To Grasp What It Really Means To Live This Life
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT 365 PARTY GIRL: In a tragic display of misplaced ambition, local Instagram baddie, Tiffany Bloomfield
Bloke At Event With An Open Buffet Unable To Stop Gorging Himself Like An Unsupervised Labrador
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has reached a new level of piggery at a networking lunch today, that
Local Fitness Bro Asks Wife If They Can Park Argument As He Hasn’t Reached His Daily Strava Target Yet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a tragic display of a fitness addiction gone awry, Betoota Heights mortgage broker Tom Mathieson,
“Must Be the Moon,” Claims Local Woman As Life Crumbles Around Her
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT I BLAME THE MOON: Lucy Harris (31) is convinced that the moon is the culprit
Newlyweds On The Verge Of Divorce Every Time One Drives And The Other Navigates
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT TAKE THE SECOND EXIT: In a heart-wrenching twist of marital bliss, local newlyweds Matt
Scientists Still Working Around The Clock To Figure Out How Anyone Found Spacers Cool
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The CSIRO still has a team of scientists working around the clock, dedicated to figuring out