Most Racist Bloke In Town Always Seems To Have A Missus That Isn't The Same Race As Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the loudest blokes at the South Betoota Plains Hotel has today been forced to
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Local Woman Indulges In Yet Another Season Of The Absolute Brain Rot That Is Emily In Paris
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has found herself demolishing the first half of season four of Emily in
“You’ve Been On That Bloody Pinterest Again, Haven’t You?” Asks Man Who Returned Home To Find Pots And Pans Hanging From Curtain Rod
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man exhaled without prejudice Tuesday evening after returning home from work
Work Trip To Melbourne Went Well, Says Sad And Irritable Husband
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local city worker returned from a work trip to Melbourne on Sunday night
Woman Notified Package Has Landed In Australia And Will Now Spend 2 Weeks In Some Depot Down The Road
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has expressed her frustration after her much-anticipated online purchase arrived in Australia
Bloke Who Pulled His Back Getting Out Of Bed That Morning Lies And Says It’s A Footy Injury
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who’s never done a team sport in his life has today told some
Miles To Cricket Australia: “Fuck’s Sake There’s Nothing Fucken Wrong With The Fucken Gabba You Fucken Southern Fucks”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our premier Steven Miles has said Cricket Australia’s decision to prevent the Gabba
Report: Online Learning Generation Will Never Experience The Joy Of Bootleg Textbook Artwork
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some news that goes to show that Gen Alpha really are the unluckiest generation to
Woman Who Only Just Found Out About Brat Summer Now Has To Be Demure And Mindful
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who has only just cottoned on the whole brat summer trend has now been
“So Which Pub Are We Watching The Human Cockfighting At On Sunday?” Asks Casual Combat Sports Fan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city worker has looked to his more organised and knowledgable mates this weekend
Transport Minister’s Qantas Chairman’s Lounge Pass Stops Working After Government Guarantees REX Regional Flights
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Federal Transport Minister Catherine King faced an unexpected setback at Betoota’s Remienko Memorial
Woman Waiting To Hear From Crush Suddenly Inundated With Multiple Spam Texts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Despite usually only copping a couple of spam text messages a week, local woman Lorry Cox,
Young Professional Trying To Get Into Fine Jewellery Unable To Resist The Lovisa Sale Rack
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT Despite her best efforts to cultivate refined elegance, with her fashion accessories, local young professional Olivia