Phins Agree To Carry The Weight Of Queensland On Their Shoulders After Qualifying For Finals
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Dolphins are this evening enjoying the greatest night in the club’s history (so far)
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Local Woman Under False Impression That She Has Her Shit Together After Getting Her Nails Done
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After finally doing something about the severely chipped nail polish she’d been sporting for two
Good Looking Person Unfortunately Also Very Nice And Accomplished
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some disappointing news, Betoota Heights local Jesse Huberman has been found to not only be
Restless Instagram It-Girl Somehow Getting Fomo From Olympic Village Parties
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local online socialite has conceded that she is experiencing FOMO from the Olympic village. Despite
Kmart Really Tempting Starving Uni Students By Placing Checkout As Far Away From Exit As Possible
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT K-mart has admitted that they place their checkout as far away from the exit as
Local Man’s Decadent Western Body Incompatible With Uniqlo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local city worker has let curiosity get the better of him again this
Queensland Dad’s Intense 3 Hours Of Yard Work Followed By 1 Mid-Strength And Nap On Kitchen Tiles
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A long-awaited morning of intense cardio has taken place in Betoota Heights today, as one
Local Man Reburies Weapons Cache As World Markets Begin To Stabilise
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Grove father Terry Douglas has just finished reburying the weapons cache he keeps
REX Says They’re Putting Their Old Saabs On Inter-City Routes To Keep Putting The Dog Up Qantas And Virgin Because Fuck Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Regional Express (REX) is bouncing back from having their Boeings repossessed by the bank
Government Reminds Taxpayers It’s Boomers Spending the Kids’ Inheritance Fuelling Inflation, Not Gargantuan Corporate Profiteering
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government has clarified that the our stubborn inflation rates are primarily due to
“Haha I Love This Song!” Says Tesla Owner
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Tesla advocate and green lifestyle enjoyer, Banjo Clementé, was recently heard exclaiming “Haha, I
Office Pisswreck Experiences Enough Mental Clarity To Bend Spoons With Mind After Completing Dry July
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Advocate’s own Dave Henderson has reported experiencing unprecedented mental clarity, claiming
“Some Black Truffle Oil On Your Shaved Radicchio Salad?” Asks Dad Who May Or May Not Have Been Watching MasterChef
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights sexagenarian Gary Morrison has taken a bold step into the world of