Most Racist Bloke In Town Always Seems To Have A Missus That Isn't The Same Race As Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the loudest blokes at the South Betoota Plains Hotel has today been forced to
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Mate Rocks Up Wearing An Undershirt Like He’s A Fat, Sweaty American Called Chet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a move that has left his mates questioning everything they thought they knew
Former MS Readathon Hall Of Famer Promises To Get Back Into Reading After One Last Midnight Scroll
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT In a bold move to relive her glory days, former MS Readathon Hall of Famer, Emily
Non-Confrontational Tight Arse Silently Judges Housemate For Using The Dryer On A Sunny Day
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT Local tight arse, Nina Muller, found herself silently seething in the living room of her share
Karaoke Escalates From Fun To Highly Competitive As Aries And Leo End Up With The Microphones
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT Betoota Heights witnessed an unexpected showdown last night when a local insurance firm’s Friday night
South Yarra Girl Hoping To Sub-Let Her Room For A Couple Hours While She Ducks Down To The Markets
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT In an unexpected twist amid Melbourne’s rental crisis, a South Yarra girl has caused quite
Veteran Dishmatic Sponge To Somehow Stick Around Longer Than Any Member Of Share House Will
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT It’s been reported that there is a high probability that an almost unrecognisable Dishmatic sponge
Yuppie Kid Raised With Wooden Toys And Organic Chips Would Do Anything For A Hacked E-Bike And Energy Drink
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The child of a yuppie family has bravely revealed the personal hell he has been enduring
Parents Applying Pressure For Grandkids Not Willing To Give Up The Empty Four Bedroom Family Home
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A couple of empty nesters in Betoota Heights have been urged to give up their spacious
Indie Band That Prides Itself On Not ‘Selling Out’ Announces They’re Only Going To Tour Perth
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A seriously underground indie band that you probably haven’t even heard of have today announced
Bloke Looking At Doctor’s Handwritten Note Unsure If He Has Gout Or A Gunt
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a tale as old as time, local bloke Alan Flemming, 36 has today found himself
Excited Irishman Manages To Say ‘Like’ Out Of Context 74 Times While Telling Story With No Punchline
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In what onlookers described as an annoying, albeit awe-inspiring linguistic performance, Séamus Ó
REX Liquidators End Complimentary Esky Of Cold Crownies And Stop Handing Out Free Smokes In Brutal Cost Cutting Measure
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a move that has sent shockwaves through Australia’s regional skies, REX Airlines’