Australia Urgently Sends Tubby Taylor To France On Diplomatic Posting As Europe Endures Brutal Heatwave
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After three consecutive days of a record-breaking heatwave in France, Australia has moved quickly to
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Mandatory Work Placement For Nursing Students To Include At Least 1000 Hours Of Crying Yourself To Sleep
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some news that proves the government is actually listening to the cries of burnt out
Local Bloke On Thin Ice After Responding With Some General Toxic Positivity To Girlfriend’s Problems
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter bloke has found himself copping one hell of an icy stare this morning,
Girlfriend Swoons After Local Romeo Turns Up With A Couple Of Zinger Boxes For Date Night
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local girlfriend is today counting her lucky stars after being reminded about just how lucky
New Investor Imagines What Compound Interest Would Do For His Portfolio Had He Invested 30 Years Ago
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A future millionaire has today spent the morning delightfully imagining what compound interest would do for
Local Girl Uses Long Winded Photo Dump To Sneak In Soft Launch of New Fella
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news from Betoota’s dating scene, it’s believed local events manager
Report: Yankees Logo Would Get B- In Design Class
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An independent report from the Betoota based James Cook Academy of Design (no relation) has determined
Tradie Boyfriend Wearing His Adorable Little Bootie Hats Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Proving that women have a penchant for finding the weirdest things ‘cute’, local woman Nessa Fowley
Commercial Real Estate Agent On 195k Reveals Amazing Relief Stage Three Tax Cuts Will Provide
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A moderately unpopular local man named Arlo Hilton has revealed to The Advocate the wave of
Local Girl Reading Gourmet Traveller Article On Trending Autumn Desserts Excited To Buy A Woolies Freezer Number Tonight
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local PR professional has begun planning out a delicious week this morning, after
Neat Freak Breathes Sigh Of Relief As ‘Clothes Pile’ On Chair Actually Just A Creepy Man Watching Her Sleep
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A self confessed neat freak last night had the absolute shock of her life, which she
Report: Ciggies Don’t Count In Bali
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A literally breathtaking scientific report by British American Tobacco has once again confirmed that pumping your
Elder Millennial Woman Finds Herself Watching Sam Rockwell’s Dance Scene In Charlie’s Angels Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has yet again found herself embarking on her yearly horndog ritual of watching