"How's That Feel?" Says The Third Schooner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It's a springtime Friday arvo in a sunny beer garden and the third schooner
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Proving that women have a penchant for finding the weirdest things ‘cute’, local woman Nessa Fowley [28] has found herself letting out an ‘awww’ after seeing her boyfriend’s boot covers for the first time – or his ‘little bootie hats’ as she now likes to call them.
Despite it being fucking freezing, Nessa’s new beau Pat had been more than happy to pop on the stubby shorts and boots combo, which earned a noise from his misso that was a mixture of curiosity, delight and arousal.
“Awww what are those for?”, she’d asked, proving that she definitely didn’t come from a blue collar family.
“What are what for?”, he’d answered, genuinely confused.
“Your little bootie hats.”
“Oh? Boot guards?”
“They stop shit from getting in my shoes, I guess”
“Ohh okay.”
“Wear them more often.”
More to come.