Australia Urgently Sends Tubby Taylor To France On Diplomatic Posting As Europe Endures Brutal Heatwave
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After three consecutive days of a record-breaking heatwave in France, Australia has moved quickly to
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Woman Returning To Gym After Being Sick For Three Days Discovers She’s At Pre-Glow Up Reps
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman has this week fallen victim to every gym junkie’s nightmare, by getting sick
Wife Who Can’t Open Jars On Her Own Somehow Maintains Impenetrable Vice Like Grip On Doona During Cold Snap
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Much like those stories about mothers being able to miraculously lift up cars off their trapped
Forced Handshake Between Drunk Cunts In Pub At 1:30am Saves Taxpayer $450k In Legals And Medicals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A forced handshake between two men who do not have the means to engage with legal
Ascot Mum Has Been Terribly Inconvenienced By Own Renovations
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An Ascot mum cannot believe her luck today as she has once again been terribly inconvenienced
I’m Watching Citadel For The Eye Candy’ Says Local Woman Actually Referring To Stanley Tucci
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Maya Bauer has this week eagerly agreed to watch new spy thriller series, Citadel,
Bachelor Forced To Find New Pharmacy After Developing Sexual Tension With Pharmacist
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Horrible humanly bodily functions have ruined another trip to the pharmacist today but not in the
Local Woman Not Okay With Seeing Kids She Used To Babysit Now Pulling Beers at Hometown Pub
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Melissa Rickson (38) knows she’s no longer the young whippet she used to
Local Footy Club Causes Confusion After Post Game Drinks Don’t Escalate
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact In a super strange series of events a local footy club manager found himself locking
Workplace Toasted Sandwich Maker Consults Union Over Poor Work Conditions
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact A groundbreaking case has been brought forward in regards to working conditions for a kitchen
Local Woman Devours Another Season Of Show That Pretends Kings Didn’t Look Like This
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman getting stuck into her regency filth has sadly found her sexy illusions shattered
“Ahh… I Would But… I’m Not Big On Single Use Waste” Says Greenie Fuckboy Trying To Raw Dog
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some scary news for women around the nation, it appears that fuckboys are evolving their
Reserve Grader With A Chassis Like Valynce Te Whare Wondering If He’s Got A Fairytale In Him Too
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local air conditioner mechanic by the name of Chayce Bordin is this week contemplating the