Australia Urgently Sends Tubby Taylor To France On Diplomatic Posting As Europe Endures Brutal Heatwave
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After three consecutive days of a record-breaking heatwave in France, Australia has moved quickly to
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Cold Snap Leaves Dry Lip Guy’s Face Looking Like Lake Eyre
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Betoota Ponds man has today entered his Lake Eyre era. Perennially dehydrated man Aldous
Elderly Couple Who Can’t Afford Cruise This Year Forced To Have Mimosas And Explosive Diarrhoea At Home
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter elderly couple have been forced to improvise their cruise trip this year, after
Labor Finally Prove How Fiscally Responsible They Are By Giving 248 Billion In Tax Cuts To Rich
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Labor Party have finally done it! After decades of trying, the red tie side
Mates Allocating Tasks For Potluck Dinner Tell Most Useless Group Member To Just Bring Chip And Dip
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A useless member of society has this week been tasked with bringing the lowest form of
Office True Crime Fans Go Wild After Colleague Outs Himself As Coming From Infamous Murder Town
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An office in downtown Betoota is reeling this morning as if it comes to
Woman Who Wishes She Could Be A Stylish Coat Lady Unfortunately A Disgusting Hoodie Gremlin
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As the cold weather comes in hard and fast, some stylish Aussies have welcomed the change
80 Metre ‘JT The Redeemer’ Sculpture Proposed For Top Of Castle Hill
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Townsville mayor Jenny Hill has today announced a proposal to erect a 328 ft soapstone statue
Western QLD School Kids Break Out The Sleeveless Jumper Winter Uniform As Temperature Dips To -9.6
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT South-West Queensland’s Darling Downs region has recorded their coldest May morning on record today,
Blue Heeler Now Too Self-Conscious To Go For A Swim In The Creek After Shameful Bluey Fat-Shaming
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Plains Blue Heeler has today revealed to The Advocate the current malaise he finds
Brisbane Bloke That Sat Through 640 Minutes Of Magic Round Puts Self On 11 Day Stand Down
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A South Brisbane man has voluntarily placed himself in the head bin this morning
Woo Girl Nails Life Balance For First Time Ever With Piss Up Friday, Recovery Saturday, Errands Sunday
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though it really shouldn’t have taken her so long, local woman Daisy Simmons [32] has
Woman Whose Doctor Scrapped Bulk Billing Now Waiting For Illnesses To Overlap To Get Money’s Worth
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman who used to see her doctor for even the tiniest of ailments