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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local man, Tyler Butterman (32, Betoota Grove) has today been given a clear insight into just
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Racists And Anti-AI Lefties Unite Over ‘Clanker’ Slur
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT All ends of the political spectrum are uniting over the new robot slur that has been
New Mum Changes Paediatrician From Dr Google To Prof ChatGPT
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Stacey Stanley (34) has not had much time for admin over the last 10 weeks, however
Swans Apparently Considering Introducing Goal Kicking Practice To Training Sessions Next Year
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact NO NO, GO FOR THE BIG STICKS: In a bold and potentially revolutionary move,
Dees’ Fan’s Cheese Platter Adds Sense Of Dignity To Team’s Horrible Season
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact TRES BON LE FOOTBALL: Dees’ fan, Rupunzel Wellington-Smith the Third (27), has told our
Who Wore It Better? Aussie Politician Edition
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Check out who’s DRAB and who’s FAB in the latest edition of ‘Who wore
Bloke With A High Adrenaline Job Also Partial To A High Adrenaline Affair
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some bad news for bachelorettes who love a man in uniform, it can be confirmed
Finance Pig Chokes Up Talking About His Salad Days In Pre-GFC London
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local corporate advisor David Morton has once again taken the long way round to answering a
“This Is Good Beer Drinking Weather” Says Man Of Essentially Any Weather Pattern Imaginable
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local WhatsApp group of thirty-something men has again demonstrated the elasticity of meteorological reasoning required
Parents Talking About Neighbour’s Unkempt Front Lawn Like It’s A Sign Of Deep Moral Failure
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A boomer couple have this week given their neighbour a character profile purely on the basis
Mate Reported To The Police For Ordering Schooners On A Pint Round
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young bloke from Betoota Heights is set to have the book thrown at him, after
“Plenty Of Positives” Says Blues Coach After Yet Another Awful Season
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact Carlton Blues Coach Michael Voss has looked on the bright side of life this
Liberals Criticise Australian Diplomats For Not Licking The Boots Of Foreign Governments That Talk Shit About Us
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian diplomats are facing fierce criticism from within Parliament house for not rolling over and letting