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Advice Column | Beating The Looming Recession With Your Inherited Wealth
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Desperate times call for desperate measures. With the looming recession brought on by runaway
Labor Party’s Casanovas Set To Cross The Floor As Albo Reveals He’s Keeping The Bonk Ban
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT There have been wild scenes this morning out of our nation’s capital after the Prime
Bellamy Emotionally Blackmails Storm Players With The ‘Disappointed Dad’ Chat After Latest Loss
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Melbourne Storm coach Craig Bellamy has this week shocked his playing group to its very core.
Albo Meets Jacinda Ardern To Discuss The Logistics Around Replacing Tasmania With New Zealand
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a decision that has raised eyebrows across the nation, Anthony Albanese has met with New
Piers Morgan Grows Concerned Now There’s An Even Bigger Bullshitter In The Market For A TV Gig
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT British TV shock jock Piers Morgan has today been met with the horrifying realisation that he
“Why The Hell Not” Laughs Man After Being Shown Novelty Pizza With Electric Maroon Sauce On It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local man has thrown caution to the wind this week and decided to just live
World First! British Toff Forced To Endure Repercussions Of His Own Incompetence And Behaviour
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some shocking news from the United Kingdom, a born-to-rule politician has been forced
Kiwi Art Student Trying Very Hard To Pretend She’s Not 100% Across New Changes To All Blacks Side
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the march towards the 2023 Rugby World Cup in France begins, more eyes than ever
Woman Who Opted For A Caesar Salad To Be Healthy Demands Boyfriend Orders Chips
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Cassidy Saunders has this week made the executive decision to stop eating shit and
DAILY: A Solid Roasting, A Complacent Nation & A Bloke Tries To Take It Easy On A Boys Trip – July 7
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Corporate Drone Tries To Raise His Street Cred By Constantly Mentioning Past Life As A Bartender
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local accountant has revealed he may be harbouring some insecurities about having the most boring
RBA Governor Says “Fuck Mortgage Holders. Take Money” During Expletive-Laden Rant To Bank Executives
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Reserve Bank Governor Phillip Lowe has sensationally lashed mortgage holders this morning in a