"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Barnaby Makes Sure To Remember Important Figures While Announcing $1.5B Subsidy For Fossil Fuel Sector
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the election campaign well and truly underway, our federal Politicians are being chased around the
“They’re Better Economic Managers,” Says Puffer Vest Wearing Prick Who Heard His Dad Say It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man from our town’s leafiest enclave has told The Advocate something
“We’d Love To Live Closer To The City” Complain Parents Who Bought A House In The Suburbs For $150K
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke’s parents have today lamented what awful, no good luck they have this afternoon,
Albo Quotes Anti-Nowhere League And Says “So What? So What! You Boring Little C**t” Of Employment Figure Gaffe
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Anthony Albanese has withdrawn his statement from yesterday where he said he
Aged Care Resident Living Off Powder Potato Mash Mortified Albo Overshot Unemployment Rate By 1%
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT If you are one of the 80% of Australians who get their news from one of
NRL To Introduce ‘Optional Bye Rounds’ For Wests Tigers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The NRL’s most in form club has today been offered a special reward for all
Woman Makes High Risk High Reward Decision By Asking Date Who His Favourite Serial Killer Is
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today run a somewhat risky dating move, which can either make her
Two Men That Hate Each Other Pretend The Bushfires Never Happened In Chummy Media Appearance
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the Federal Election underway, journalists are today excitedly firing gotcha questions at both the Prime
Local Woman Unsure If Crush’s Interest In World War II Should Be Considered A Red Flag Or Not
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As local woman Cara Lee cooly sips from her martini and smiles at her crush, she
Andrew Symonds Employed By NRL As Anti-Pitch Invader Expert
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The National Rugby League has today revealed its grand plan to stop the horde of pitch
Bob Katter Says Federal Elections Aren’t Won, They Are Lost, And That Happy Clapper From Cronulla Is Doing His Very Best To Lose This Thing. Because If Morrison Had His Head Screwed On He’d Be Focused On The Things That Matter Like The Fact That Cash Sale
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the 2022 Federal Election campaign underway and Scotty From Marketing back on the road doing
Local Woman Finds Herself Feeling Maternal Towards Every Kind Of Baby Except Human Ones
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Sherise Winston isn’t the biggest fan of children. In fact, if it was possible, she’