"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Albanese Confuses Cash Rate For Cashie Rate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese is under fire today, after making a significant blunder on the first
Barnaby’s Pitch To Voters: “I Can’t Afford To Live On A Shadow Minister Salary”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has kicked off his own re-election campaign in
Amazing! Liberals Hit Record Low Unemployment By Simply Reclassifying TAFE Students And Casual Labour Hire As ‘Employed’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the 2022 Federal Election campaign underway and Scotty From Marketing back on the road doing
PM Says Election Is Not Just About Him – It’s Also About The Liberal Party And What It’s Become
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has told voters today in New South Wales that they’re
Drug Dealer Faces Accusations Of Being A Cop After Responding To Text Message Within An Hour
EFFIE BATEMAN | Culture | CONTACT A drug dealer is facing quite a few accusations today, after behaving in a very un-
Lone Town Doctor Identifies Last Weekend’s Charity Ball As Ground Zero For April Superspreader Event
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Residents of Betoota are struggling to secure a doctor’s appointment this week, as
Servos To Pass On Government’s 22c Fuel Discount If Motorists Spend $10 On Crunchie And V Combo
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Australians can finally expect some relief at the petrol pump this week, after the
Local Girl Begins Post-Breakup Instagram Emergence By Posting Charming Pottery Class Creation
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl has reintroduced herself to the world of Instagram this afternoon, posting
Limp Bundle of Broccolini A Friendly Reminder Of How Delusional Local Man Was During Monday’s Grocery Run
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Tired, off-colour, and worst of all, limp, a wilted bundle of Broccolini appears
Home Cooked Curries Might Actually End Up Being Scotty’s Defining In-Office Achievement
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Holding on to the power to call an election like a weeping toddler being told to
WEEKLY: Scotty’s Fresh Cut, A Dance Floor Rescue, Millennial’s Take On The Housing Market & More – April 8
Clancy Overell, Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
Hipster Gentrifier Slowly Absorbs The Greek Culture Of Locals He’s Pricing Out
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Life has found a way in the Betoota Flight Path District as local hipster Nathan Bolt