"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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AEC Warn PM That An Election During Magic Round Would Be Considered Queensland Voter Suppression
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With one of the proposed dates of the election (that we might just have to call
“Fuck Me, Port Augusta Is Looking Green” Thinks Bloke Casually Tuning Into Masters Coverage
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter Corporate Johnny has walked past coverage of the US Masters today
Local White Boy Unveils New Artwork For His 5th Podcast Attempt
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Betoota Height’s most slept-on social commentators, Jimmy Harnett (34) thinks he might
This. Is. Not. A. Drill! Qantas Are Offering $798 Flights From Brisbane To Cloncurry!
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Hold the phone! Australia’s national price gouger is offering the deal of a century, but
Bondi’s Pommy Backpackers Left Heartbroken Now That Sydney Is Basically Glasgow With No Good Pubs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After two years of closed borders due to the pandemic, it seems Australia’s recent climate-
Canberra’s Media Gather To Hear Gas Escape From From An Old Beanbag At The National Press Club
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact At the National Press Club this afternoon, Canberra’s media enjoyed a nice lunch
Nation’s Old Codgers Begin Fantasising About What They’d Say To That Fucken Goose If He Walked In Here
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s cranky senior pensioners have today been inspired to tear strips off the Prime Minister,
Local Pub Ups The Price Of House Schooners To $7.80 As A Result Of War In Ukraine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota Heights Tavern has today responded to the negative publicity surrounding a significant change at
Scotty Asks The Quiet Australians To Please Be A Bit Quieter
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister received an all-mighty spray from a Quiet Australian in Newcastle
Feminist Ally Scott Morrison Spotted Dancing In Between Friend And Creepy Guy On Dance-floor
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the nation’s most high-profile feminist allies has won praise tonight, after helping
Feminist Ally Scotty Asks The Girls In His Office If They Require Any ‘Flood Stoppers’ While He’s At Woolies
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT As news spreads of Prime Minister Scott Morrison stating that he stands up for women, he’
Feminist Ally Scotty Pauses Mid Meeting To Tell Colleague He Absolutely LOVES Her Outfit Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister has sensationally become a feminist ally today, after revealing that he intervened in