Woman Misses Opportunity To Be Assertive As Bakery Assistant Makes Beeline Towards Smallest Pastry

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A local woman has today exhibited some pretty powerful manifestation techniques while ordering a pastry from a bakery, knowing without a doubt that the assistant would wrap his tongs around the smallest one.

It’s alleged Vera Krauss [26] hadn’t meant to will this into existence, but that her eyes had naturally strayed towards the most pathetic looking cinnamon scroll, which was roughly half the size of the one she really wanted. Despite being placed in a position that would require the assistant to do some weaving, Vera knew that sucker would hers – especially seeing as she’d had a really, really shit day.

“Oh god not that one”, she’d wished, seeing the tongs snaking towards the runt of the litter, “no you fucker.”

With now roughly ten seconds left for her to actually try and exercise some assertiveness, Vera simply finds herself watching the train wreck happen in slow motion.

“Guess I don’t need the extra calories anyway”, sighs a defeated Vera, “it’s fine.”

More to come.