"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Feminist Ally Scotty Said He Once Saw A Sanitary Bin Burst Open As It Fell Down Some Stairs And It Didn’t Worry Him At All
GALADRIEL GRIMACE | Far West | Contact This evening, the Prime Minister has shared a string of anecdotes that prove he is
Feminist Ally Scotty Insists He Preferred All Female Ghostbusters Remake To Toxic Bill Murray One
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The new and improved feminist ally Scott Morrison has blown away voters with his newfound respect
Local Girl Calling Mum About Netflix Password Offered 18 Combinations Of What It Could Be
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local girl has today almost lost her shit, after trying to get into her mum’
Albo Sympathises With Rural Voters: “As A Young Bloke I Too Lived Through Some Brutal Droughts”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the National Party continues to distance themselves from Scott Morrison ahead of the 2022 Federal
Sharma Distances Self Even Further From Liberals By Removing His Own Name And Face From Posters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Prime Minister Morrison takes body blow after body blow from his own MPs throwing him
Local Girl’s ‘Comfort Movies’ Actually Not That Comfortable To Watch
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though most people prefer to watch wholesome movies such as Harry Potter when they’re hungover,
Office Worker Sporting New Exercise Ball Far Too Proud To Admit This Isn’t Gonna Work Long Term
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Local city man Hugh Brooks is currently grimacing through the working afternoon. More so than usual.
Ambitious Cook Tries His Luck With The Waitress After A Ten Hour Stint In The Kitchen
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A gastro pub cook has today shown he has little common sense or way with women,
Harry Garside Faces Biggest Career Challenge Since Getting Out Of Sydney Mardi Gras In One Piece
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Olympic bronze medallist Harry Garside will face the most gruelling test of his career tonight, as
Barnaby Visits The Beavers Again At The Zoo Because Only They Understand His Love For Dams
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has spent the morning at The National Zoo in
Report Finds That Humiliating Your Own Party In The Courts May Result In Leaked Text Messages
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new report has found that going to court with your own party’s rank and
Governor-General David Hurley Ponders Calling This Motherfucker Himself As Election Deadline Looms
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The retired General who represents HM The Queen in our parliament is wondering today