"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Local Atheist Has Bad Friday After Forgetting God’s Weird Bottle Shop Laws
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local atheist Dean Barnes (28) characteristically “can’t believe this crap” as his failure to remember
Incompetent Albanese Unable To Provide Entire Track Listing Of Latest Chilis Album
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although gotcha journalism has suddenly fallen out of vogue, that didn’t stop opposition leader Anthony
Nation Angry Enough With Journos To Side With The Greens
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With gotcha journalism taking a bigger public chastising than most MAFS participants, Australians are realising they
Australia’s Media Families Surprisingly Not Interested In Covering This Proposed Billionaire’s Tax
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some genuinely shocking news from the CBDs of our major cities, it can be revealed
Decent Man Forced To Deal With Council
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Empty nester Alan Houston (58) would certainly describe himself as ‘a bit miffed’ today after having
Dad’s Funny Childhood Story Results In Him Openly Confessing To Several Rather Serious Crimes
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Father of three Glen Keiver (55) has regaled his children with some ‘cautionary’ tales from his
Woman Complaining About Wispy Locks Reminded That “Thick Hair Gets Soooo Hot Haha”
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact If there’s one thing in life that local woman Hailey Beckett wishes she had, it
Leftie’s Pre-Election Optimism To Be Eviscerated By Easter Long Weekend In The Suburbs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young art gallery employee from Brisbane’s West End is preparing for her bi-annual
Clive Palmer Says Adam Bandt Will Need Dental On Medicare If He Keeps Running His Fucking Mouth
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Clive Palmer has told the media today in Queensland that Greens leader
“Do You Have A Girlfriend?” Asks Nan Who Is The Reason Grandson Hasn’t Come Out Yet
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Nan of 10, Olivia Van Carton (88) only wants the best for her grandchildren, which is
Sudden Increase Of Motivational Quotes In Instagram Story Suggest Local Woman Is Going Through Some Stuff
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Known for her usual sunny disposition and at times, nauseatingly positive outlook on life, local woman
PM Tells Reporter To “Bing It” When Asked What The Under-Employment Rate Is
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has flipped the narrative on the silly leftie journalists who are