"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Murdoch Newspapers Reports Opposition Leader Abused By BluesFest Crowds Yelling “G’day Albo”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As billionaire Liberal Party donor Gerry Harvey grows nervous that a Labor Government might force him
WEEKLY: A Puffer Vest Wearing Prick, Mortified Aged Care Residents, Katter’s Pitch & More – April 15
Errol Parker, Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
Husband’s Way Of Hanging Up Wet Towels Only Marginally Better Than Him Throwing Them On The Floor
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local man has today managed to find a new way to piss his wife off,
Easter Still Severely Underrated
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Easter, across most cultures, is the most underrated time of the year – it has been confirmed.
Report: Nobody Knows Where Nan Gets These Unbranded Eggs That Taste Like Candles
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The random bowl of budget chocolate eggs wrapped in multicoloured foil at your parent’s house
Charming Sight Of Dad In Flannel Pyjamas Asleep To Friday Night Footy Confirms ‘Winter Is Coming’
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A live-action suburban mosaic is on display this evening, as a well-weathered
Bloke Stuck Talking to Old High School Acquaintance Gets Through Three Sips Of Beer Before Faking Bathroom Break
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An awkward social interaction is quickly running out of steam this evening, after two
Dad’s Contribution To Easter Just A Box Of Celebrations From Christmas Secret Santa
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An unorganised father has made a lazy contribution to a family Easter spread, offering
Underfunded Climate Scientists Assuming Their Life Work Will Surely Get A Mention Soon
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After just one week, the 2022 election is already proving to be too much for some
City Girl Visiting Bushie Boyfriend’s Hometown Realises She Might Not Get A Photo Skipping Through Cute Sunflower Fields
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl’s Easter content schedule is in disarray this morning, as she
Father And Son Tag-Team Toaster Duties During Impressive Demolition Of Hot Cross Buns Family Pack
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A seasoned father and son are making light work of a family box of
“I Can’t Give You A Federal ICAC Because You Wouldn’t Vote For Us If You Knew What We Did,” Says PM
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has effectively abandoned his promise to establish a federal anti-corruption watchdog,