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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the personal data of billions potentially compromised by tech CEOs getting honeytrapped by sexy foreign
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Profit Driven University Considering Introducing ‘Octo-mester’ Yearly Course Structure
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT One of the Channel Country’s most esteemed tertiary institutions has today revealed they are contemplating
Melbourne Girl Delighted As New Wave Gives Her Permission To Start Lecturing The Plebs Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Northside Melbourne resident, Ethyl Glenlyon (41), has been overcome with a state of euphoria today. And
Australian Retailers Experiencing Extreme Flared Trousers Shortage Two Weeks Out From Splendour
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As the nation’s favourite music festival looms near, Australian retailers have been forced to declare
Sri Lanka’s Cricketers Impressed By Australia’s Efforts To Out Collapse The Sri Lankan Government
IMRAN GAHSKORI | Sport| Contact The Australian Men’s Test Cricket Team has been flogged by an innings in Sri Lanka
New Study Finds That Using The Pandemic As An Excuse To Replace Experienced Staff With Labour Hire Might Result In A Fuckload Of Cancelled Flights
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A landmark new study has today revealed one of the major causes behind the nation’s
Share House’s Pitiful Courtyard Now Permanent Storage Place For Rubbish That Can’t Fit In Wheelie Bin
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A five person share house in Betoota Heights has found themselves learning to live with rubbish
“Cooking Mexican Tonight” Says Uni Student Dumping 500g Of Cheese On Some Corn Chips
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT One of South Betoota Polytechnic’s finest has today raised a few eyebrows in his university
Barilaro Watches His Dream Of Becoming A Sex Columnist In The Upper East Side Vanish Overnight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former NSW Deputy Premier John Barilaro was reportedly tossing and turning in his sleep last night,
DAILY: A Culture Shock, A Deadly Sneeze & A Sad Realisation – July 11
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
‘Why Are My Allergies So Bad?’ Asks Woman Who Unleashes This Beast Every Night In Peak Of Winter
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman’s addiction to white noise has made her sick, as she finds herself
Perrottet Grows Increasingly Worried That This Could Happen To His Pool If This Barilaro Shit Continues
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The defacto leader of the nation’s portaloo is growing increasingly worried that his
West Tigers Announce Exciting New Pathways To English Super League Comp
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The West Tigers have made an exciting announcement this week, launching a new pathways